ME BIGGD01
03-23-2003, 07:25 PM
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role
> model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look
> upto me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
>
> ...........................................
>
> New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about
> the up coming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or
> 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
>
> ...........................................
>
> And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd
> run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders
> said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
>
> .............................................
>
> Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
> "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
>
> .............................................
>
> Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann,
> 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius.
> A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
>
> .............................................
>
> Senior basketball player at the University of
> Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter
> how long it takes."
>
> (now that is beautiful)
>
> ..............................................
>
> Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You
> guys line up alphabetically by height. And, "You guys
> pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
>
>
> ...........................................
>
> Boxing promoter Dan Duvaon on Mike Tyson hooking up
> again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect
> him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three
> years, not Princeton."
>
> ..............................................
>
> Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of
> heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock
> in the morning regardless of what time it is."
>
> ............................................
>
> Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
> explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared
> nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby,
> and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an
> aunt." ( I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature
> in January).
>
> ..............................................
>
> Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
> "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy? 'He
> said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
>
> ..............................................
>
> Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a
> player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're
> spending too much time on one subject."
>
> ..............................................
>
> Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas
> why he takes his wife on all the roadtrips, Phillips responded: "Because
> she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."
> model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look
> upto me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
>
> ...........................................
>
> New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about
> the up coming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or
> 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
>
> ...........................................
>
> And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd
> run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders
> said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
>
> .............................................
>
> Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
> "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
>
> .............................................
>
> Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann,
> 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius.
> A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
>
> .............................................
>
> Senior basketball player at the University of
> Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter
> how long it takes."
>
> (now that is beautiful)
>
> ..............................................
>
> Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You
> guys line up alphabetically by height. And, "You guys
> pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
>
>
> ...........................................
>
> Boxing promoter Dan Duvaon on Mike Tyson hooking up
> again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect
> him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three
> years, not Princeton."
>
> ..............................................
>
> Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of
> heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock
> in the morning regardless of what time it is."
>
> ............................................
>
> Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
> explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared
> nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby,
> and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an
> aunt." ( I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature
> in January).
>
> ..............................................
>
> Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
> "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy? 'He
> said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
>
> ..............................................
>
> Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a
> player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're
> spending too much time on one subject."
>
> ..............................................
>
> Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas
> why he takes his wife on all the roadtrips, Phillips responded: "Because
> she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."