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Crism
03-29-2003, 12:39 AM
LOL LOL LOL

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices

that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Morpheus
03-29-2003, 01:09 AM
:lol:

Fantum309
03-29-2003, 01:17 AM
:lol:

Casanova
03-29-2003, 12:12 PM
:lol:

»°ßåD«
03-29-2003, 12:15 PM
:lol:

(Villains)****Death Sentence****
03-29-2003, 01:01 PM
:lol:

Gun Element
03-29-2003, 11:44 PM
:lol:

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
03-29-2003, 11:48 PM
:lol:

Grimmy
03-30-2003, 12:51 AM
:rofl:

OUTLAWS Spike
03-30-2003, 01:33 AM
:rofl:

OUTLAWS CHICO
03-30-2003, 02:01 AM
:unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :lol:

Silent_Death
03-30-2003, 04:50 PM
DISTURBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elessar
03-31-2003, 04:39 AM
thats just sick

Ra\/en
03-31-2003, 04:47 AM
lol :rofl:

ive heard that one before.

still funny though.