Good-Bad & Ugly

[Sepra]

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the Women next door
Ugly: So are you

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting you
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend

9. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you

[Pure_Evil]

:thumbs: :lol: :rofl: :w00t:

[Gun Element]

:lol: I actaully understood all of them! :w00t:

[Saretta]

:w00t: :rofl: :lol: :jammin: :drink:

[Mr Clean]

Damn, Sepra's doing some serious spring cleaning of her email today.... :rofl:

[Sepra]

yep ;)

[Aries]

:rofl:

<insert> Bubba SparXxx and Timbaland &#39;Ugly&#39; :oooo:

[OUTLAWS Jag]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:rofl: :jammin:

[Thundarr]

Sepra, you have to do this more often&#33; I haven&#39;t seen some of these&#33;&#33;&#33; :rofl: :rofl:

[Strifer]

I will always love those :P