Sepra
04-14-2003, 01:32 PM
:devil: Another sexist joke :devil:
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sun rises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful, but I have just this one problem".
"It is these three breast that you have given me. The middle
one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging
them on bushes, they are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve
went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., that she felt that
having only two breast might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breast, so I figured that
you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I
will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visits Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate except me. I feel
so alone. "
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see.
where did I put that useless boob?"
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sun rises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful, but I have just this one problem".
"It is these three breast that you have given me. The middle
one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging
them on bushes, they are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve
went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., that she felt that
having only two breast might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breast, so I figured that
you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I
will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visits Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate except me. I feel
so alone. "
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see.
where did I put that useless boob?"