Sepra
04-14-2003, 01:42 PM
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be
miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women
replied, Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing:
You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge
than to let her keep him.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in the USA. The rest cheat
in Canada.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost
to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through
life thinking they had no faults at all.
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to
go outwith the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky,
mine's still alive
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
attractive to the opposite sex.
miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women
replied, Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing:
You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge
than to let her keep him.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in the USA. The rest cheat
in Canada.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost
to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through
life thinking they had no faults at all.
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to
go outwith the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky,
mine's still alive
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
attractive to the opposite sex.