An opposite from Sepra's jokes joke

[Mr Clean]

Two men were playing golf and talking about their wives. The first man said "I hate it when I try to say something to my wife, and it comes out wrong."

"What do you mean?" replied the second man.

"Well", he continued, "just yesterday I was telling her about my next business trip. But instead of telling her I needed 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I said I needed 'two tickets to Tittsburgh'."

The second man nodded his head and said: "I know what you mean. The other day I meant to say to my wife 'Would you please pass the butter' and instead I said 'Bitch, you ruined my life'."

:P

[Aries]

:blink: the first slip up was funny, the second is not really my taste

[Sepra]

:D :P What else you got?........bring it!!

My inbox is still full of 'goodies' from very funny friends I have :devil:

[Pure_Evil]

:thumbs: :devil:

[Thundarr]

Originally posted by Sepra@Apr 14 2003, 04:02 PM
:D :P What else you got?........bring it!!

My inbox is still full of 'goodies' from very funny friends I have :devil:
Me too! Wanna go? :P I've only got a few minutes while boss is at lunch, though... :bawling:

[JIMINATOR]

This was good

[Slay]

Hey Mr Clean :rolleyes: Sounds like someone :oooo: is the victim of a DIVORCE

[Elessar]

Guys will adore that joke women will loathe it

WELL DONE!

[Aries]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Apr 14 2003, 04:51 PM
This was good
looking at the underbelly of the dark dog :hmmm: isn't that a bitch as well?

[Gun Element]

I dunno Mr. Clean I mean sepra just has the moooood to her jokes.


You just right out say it. :huh:

[OUTLAWS Jag]

:thumbs:

[Mr Clean]

Originally posted by Slay@Apr 14 2003, 10:38 PM
Hey Mr Clean :rolleyes: Sounds like someone :oooo: is the victim of a DIVORCE
Nope...Maxim magazine... :rolleyes:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:rofl: