A funny one from Sepra

[Sepra]

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let

her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,

and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the

ball, but only on two conditions.

"First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.

"What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
into

a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and

goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella

shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was

supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power!

Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .. Peter, Peter, something

or other..."

[Mr Clean]

A woman who apprecaites the squash family... :thumbs:

[FUS1ON]

:lol: Another great one Sepra :jammin:

[TheUltimateWarrior]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:rofl: :lol: :w00t:

[ME BIGGD01]

:rofl: :lol:

[OUTLAWS Jag]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

:rofl: :rofl: :w00t:

[EXEcution]

:rofl: :rofl: (thats what u would be seeing if i understood it)

by the way i'm more lost in this onethen the baby planes

[PimpDaddy]

Originally posted by xtremegamer@Apr 22 2003, 09:45 PM
:rofl: :rofl: (thats what u would be seeing if i understood it)

by the way i'm more lost in this onethen the baby planes
Ask Connie Linguis :rofl:

[EXEcution]

i will too :rofl:

[Sepra]

Originally posted by xtremegamer@Apr 22 2003, 09:45 PM
:rofl: :rofl: (thats what u would be seeing if i understood it)

by the way i'm more lost in this onethen the baby planes
Re-read it in a few years and you'll get it ;)

[Mr Clean]

Originally posted by Sepra+Apr 23 2003, 07:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Apr 23 2003, 07:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--xtremegamer@Apr 22 2003, 09:45 PM
:rofl:&nbsp; :rofl: (thats what u would be seeing if i understood it)

by the way i&#39;m more lost in this onethen the baby planes
Re-read it in a few years and you&#39;ll get it ;) [/b][/quote]
He better get it...or he won&#39;t "get it" without learning that.....talent.... :cool:

[Sirc]

:rofl:

I hate getting pumpkin seeds stuck in between my teeth. :blink:

[Mr Clean]

Originally posted by Sirc@Apr 23 2003, 08:21 AM
:rofl:

I hate getting pumpkin seeds stuck in between my teeth. :blink:
But you still like that pumpkin tuna casserole, don&#39;t you? :P

[Aries]

Here we go :P :rofl:

we really need that A-forum ;)

[SoulReaver]

:rofl:

[Casanova]

:rofl:

[EXEcution]

Lets say few years have past by

I STILL DONT GET IT&#33;&#33;

(or it could be that i do get it, but i m not seeing it as being as funny as it actually is)
:hmmm: