The jokes i dont understand

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Am i the only one who doesnt understand these jokes im mature enough (ithink) but its just not clicking. Here's one i do understand though:

So a guy and a girl were riding in a car.
The car is new and goes pretty fast and the girl is eager to find out just how fast.
So she says to her boyfriend "if you speed up as fast as u can i'll slowly strip for you (if there was another word for strip i would have used it)"

so the guy agrees and begins to speed up. By the time he reaches 100mph he is to busy looking at his girlfriend than the road. so he flips his car.

Somehow the girl manages to get out but the guy is stuck inside the vehicle and cant get out.

The girl is completely naket and asks the boyfriend what she should do and he goes "take that shoe that came off of my foot, cover your ahem! with it and get some help"
So the girl runs to the nearest gas station there is and yells for help.
A guy comes out of the station and asks "Whats the problem"
So the girl goes "Help! My boyfriend is stuck and i cant get him out"
The man looks down at her ahem! and goes "sorry mam i cant help you he is too far in"

So there you go!

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PS: its not "by sepra" as like in sepra wrote it its the jokes by sepra i dont understand

[JIMINATOR]

i get it, but it's not a classic....

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Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Apr 22 2003, 08:19 PM
i get it, but it's not a classic....
i try hard, i really do :unsure:

[PimpDaddy]

:hmmm:

[solid snake295]

hahaha, its funny because the shoe was in her *cough* :thumbs:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:rofl:

[Dark Reign]

:rolleyes:

It's pretty obviouys that he still stuck in the car and too far stuck in the car to get out.
Not very funny though..... :P

(Just kidding I get it... ;) and it is funny! )

[Aries]

I bet both gf and bf were cracked up by it though :rofl:

:thumbs: xtreme

[Sirc]

:hmmm: :rofl:

[Mr Clean]

Who's Sepra?.... :WTF:

[Sepra]

Originally posted by Mr Clean@Apr 23 2003, 08:55 AM
Who's Sepra?.... :WTF:
:P


:rofl: xtreme :jammin:

[SoulReaver]

:rofl: :lol:

[EXEcution]

Thanx for enjoying my joke,

but this thread is about explaining Sepra's jokes to me!

[Sepra]

Originally posted by xtremegamer@Apr 23 2003, 02:32 PM
Thanx for enjoying my joke,

but this thread is about explaining Sepra's jokes to me!
They're dirty jokes thats all I can say......I cant explain them :unsure: http://www.xs4all.nl/~cgieliam/Enge-film.gif

[EXEcution]

I wonder if my mom will expain............ :hmmm: .......thats cool when i ask some of my friend they'll be sure to know

[Sepra]

Originally posted by xtremegamer@Apr 23 2003, 05:05 PM
I wonder if my mom will expain............ :hmmm: .......thats cool when i ask some of my friend they'll be sure to know
:blink: Gawd no........dont ask your mom :blink:

[EXEcution]

Just kidding Sepra dont worry :rofl:

[SIFI]

well we cant really explain dirty jokes to you, you just have to get it

[Aries]

Originally posted by Sepra+Apr 23 2003, 09:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Apr 23 2003, 09:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--xtremegamer@Apr 23 2003, 05:05 PM
I wonder if my mom will expain............ :hmmm: .......thats cool when i ask some of my friend they&#39;ll be sure to know
:blink: Gawd no........dont ask your mom :blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol:

[EXEcution]

Its cool guys one of my good friends at GM explained it to me

So great jokes Sepra :rofl:

[Sepra]

Originally posted by xtremegamer@Apr 23 2003, 09:19 PM
Its cool guys one of my good friends at GM explained it to me

So great jokes Sepra :rofl:
My boy&#39;s growing up so quickly :shifty:

[Black Rose]

Originally posted by Sepra+Apr 23 2003, 10:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Apr 23 2003, 10:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--xtremegamer@Apr 23 2003, 05:05 PM
I wonder if my mom will expain............ :hmmm: .......thats cool when i ask some of my friend they&#39;ll be sure to know
:blink: Gawd no........dont ask your mom :blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :rofl: :P

[JIMINATOR]

Originally posted by xtremegamer@Apr 23 2003, 04:05 PM
I wonder if my mom will expain............ :hmmm: .......thats cool when i ask some of my friend they&#39;ll be sure to know
look it up on google, you can find anything there



joking

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Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Apr 23 2003, 09:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Apr 23 2003, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--xtremegamer@Apr 23 2003, 04:05 PM
I wonder if my mom will expain............ :hmmm: .......thats cool when i ask some of my friend they&#39;ll be sure to know
look it up on google, you can find anything there



joking [/b][/quote]
Google here i come :lol:
j/k i get the jokes now