TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SE

[Sepra]

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX :jammin:

1 You can GET chocolate.
2 "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3 Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4 You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5 You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6 You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7 If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8 Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9 The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10 You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11 You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12 You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13 With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14 Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15 You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16 Good chocolate is easy to find.
17 You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18 You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19 When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20 With chocolate size doesn't matter.

[solid snake295]

:lol: :thumbs:

[Crism]

Originally posted by Sepra@Apr 23 2003, 07:37 PM
7 If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TheUltimateWarrior]

:rofl:

that second line :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[EXEcution]

now thats funny :rofl:

[Aries]

Originally posted by Sepra@Apr 23 2003, 11:37 PM

20 With chocolate size doesn't matter.
:oooo:

[EXEcution]

hey i though i stole that from ya

[JIMINATOR]

good one :thumbs:

[Aries]

Originally posted by Sepra@Apr 23 2003, 11:37 PM

16 Good chocolate is easy to find.

Belgian Chocolate is the Best :wootrock:

[Aries]

Originally posted by xtremegamer@Apr 24 2003, 12:09 AM
hey i though i stole that from ya
no chance :cool:

[Ra\/en]

lol thats funny stuff.

at first i was like.. 20 reasons why chocolate is better than second encounter?? lmao..

after a few i understood... lol :rofl:

[OUTLAWS Jag]

:rofl:

[Sirc]

Originally posted by Ra\/en@Apr 23 2003, 09:17 PM
lol thats funny stuff.

at first i was like.. 20 reasons why chocolate is better than second encounter?? lmao..

after a few i understood... lol :rofl:
:lol: That's what I thought at first too. :lol:

Funny stuff Sepra! :rofl:

[SoulReaver]

:lol:

[Sepra]

Originally posted by Ra\/en@Apr 23 2003, 09:17 PM
lol thats funny stuff.

at first i was like.. 20 reasons why chocolate is better than second encounter?? lmao..

after a few i understood... lol :rofl:
:P oops......no X :bandhead:

[Black Rose]

Originally posted by Sepra@Apr 24 2003, 12:37 AM
12 You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

:P :lol: :thumbs:

[Gun Element]

:lol:
hmmm chocolate.

[Casanova]

Originally posted by Sepra@Apr 24 2003, 01:37 AM
1 You can GET chocolate.
:hmmm:
Getting ***** is not hard !!!














:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Saretta]

:thumbs: :rofl:

[Pure_Evil]

Best one yet Sepra!

[Pure_Evil]

Best one yet Sepra!

[Mr Clean]

:lol:

[JIMINATOR]

21. chocolate is not salty
22. they don't have to ask you to swallow it

:-)

[Sepra]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Apr 24 2003, 10:43 AM
21. chocolate is not salty
22. they don't have to ask you to swallow it

:-)
swallow what? :WTF: :P

[Morpheus]

23. You can suck on chocolate for as long as it lasts.
24. You can carry spare chocolate in your pocket.

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

Originally posted by Aries+Apr 23 2003, 07:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Aries @ Apr 23 2003, 07:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--xtremegamer@Apr 24 2003, 12:09 AM
hey i though i stole that from ya
no chance :cool: [/b][/quote]

Good one Sepra&#33;

And Aries, I agree Belgium chocolate is the best&#33; YUMMY&#33;

And also, I noticed there was something in the background that looked like a Snoopy. Do you collect Snoopy items? I am a huge fan of Snoopy, and have a pretty large collection.