10 reasons guitars are better than women

[Pure_Evil]

1- A guitar has a volume knob :hmmm:

2 -If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one

3- You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to :w00t:

4- You can unplug a guitar

5- If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it :P

6- You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking

7- If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required

8- You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling
embarassed.

9- You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.

10- A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

[PimpDaddy]

More !!!!!!!!!

[Mr Clean]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil@Apr 24 2003, 04:46 AM
1- A guitar has a volume knob :hmmm:

2 -If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one

3- You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to :w00t:

4- You can unplug a guitar

5- If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it :P

6- You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking

7- If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required

8- You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling
embarassed.

9- You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.

10- A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
A guitar doesn't need matching accesories....

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by Mr Clean+Apr 24 2003, 09:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr Clean @ Apr 24 2003, 09:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Pure_Evil@Apr 24 2003, 04:46 AM
1- A guitar has a volume knob&nbsp; :hmmm:

2 -If you break a guitar&#39;s G-string, it only costs &#036;.79 for a new one

3- You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to&nbsp; :w00t:

4- You can unplug a guitar

5- If your guitar doesn&#39;t make sounds you like, you can retune it&nbsp; :P

6- You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking

7- If you scratch a guitar&#39;s back, it&#39;s unintentional, not required

8- You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling
embarassed.

9- You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.

10- A guitar doesn&#39;t take half of everything you own when you sell it.
A guitar doesn&#39;t need matching accesories.... [/b][/quote]
Only has 1 strap and it doesn&#39;t keep falling off&#33;

[Sepra]

:rofl: :jammin:

[Mr Clean]

You don&#39;t hear any complaints if it doesn&#39;t vibrate the right way...

[unforgiven]

LOL LMAO so funny but so true lol :wootrock:

[Pure_Evil]

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/k/guitar3.gif

[unforgiven]

LOL :w00t:

[Grimmy]

:lol:

[Casanova]

:rofl: