Pure_Evil
04-24-2003, 10:57 AM
1- You can't debug a woman no matter what kind of compile flags were used to create her :blink:
2- You will never get in trouble if you kill -9 a program for misbehaving
3- You can put a program on an NFS server and share it with everyone on your LAN and the program won't mind :w00t:
4- Nobody calls any Open Source program a slut :thumbs:
5- You can say there's a bug in a program when it does something unexpected and you won't get slapped
6- If you write your own software, you know EVERYONE that the software's been through. :oooo:
7- If your program gets infected with a virus, you can easily find out what gave it the virus. :devil:
8- If you don't like some software someone wrote, you can just dump it for a better one any time, no strings attached
9- You can never do this with a woman: $ program 2> /dev/null
10- If you want better performance from your program, you can nice it or strip the binary
11- Programs don't complain when you want to run another program for a while
12- You can spawn and kill threads at will and you won't have to pay a cent for child support
11- You can easily add a wrapper GUI if you're not happy with how a program's user interface looks
12- Nobody cares if you look at $ tail *
13- You can run a program 15 years after it was first ran, and it'll look exactly the same as when you first ran it :rofl:
14- Every program doesn't mind running with another program and letting you watch :P
15- You can have as many threads going on at once as your OS will allow, and even then you can patch the kernel and upgrade your hardware for even more threads!
Just for the record, I didn't understand all of them either! :drink:
2- You will never get in trouble if you kill -9 a program for misbehaving
3- You can put a program on an NFS server and share it with everyone on your LAN and the program won't mind :w00t:
4- Nobody calls any Open Source program a slut :thumbs:
5- You can say there's a bug in a program when it does something unexpected and you won't get slapped
6- If you write your own software, you know EVERYONE that the software's been through. :oooo:
7- If your program gets infected with a virus, you can easily find out what gave it the virus. :devil:
8- If you don't like some software someone wrote, you can just dump it for a better one any time, no strings attached
9- You can never do this with a woman: $ program 2> /dev/null
10- If you want better performance from your program, you can nice it or strip the binary
11- Programs don't complain when you want to run another program for a while
12- You can spawn and kill threads at will and you won't have to pay a cent for child support
11- You can easily add a wrapper GUI if you're not happy with how a program's user interface looks
12- Nobody cares if you look at $ tail *
13- You can run a program 15 years after it was first ran, and it'll look exactly the same as when you first ran it :rofl:
14- Every program doesn't mind running with another program and letting you watch :P
15- You can have as many threads going on at once as your OS will allow, and even then you can patch the kernel and upgrade your hardware for even more threads!
Just for the record, I didn't understand all of them either! :drink: