Mr Clean
04-26-2003, 03:15 AM
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in St Louis,
when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly,
the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar
and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy. "Young Blues Fan Saves Friend From
Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Blues fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in St Louis, I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and starts again. "Little Cardinals Fan Rescues Friend
From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Cards fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in St Louis was either a Blues or Cards fan.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Detroit Red Wings fan." The child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Bastard from Michigan Kills Beloved Family Pet."
:P
when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly,
the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar
and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes
over to interview the boy. "Young Blues Fan Saves Friend From
Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Blues fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in St Louis, I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and starts again. "Little Cardinals Fan Rescues Friend
From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Cards fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in St Louis was either a Blues or Cards fan.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Detroit Red Wings fan." The child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Bastard from Michigan Kills Beloved Family Pet."
:P