lawyer joke

[Mr Clean]

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several
months. The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut
tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers
climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat
coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe
my eyes! I don't believe this is true!" The lawyer on the ground was
skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come
down right now."

So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend
that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up
headed toward their island.

The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost
his mind. But, within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked
blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious.

The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You
know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman.
It's been a long time...do you think we could....you know.....screw
her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and
asked... "Out of what?"

:P

[DEMONHUNTER]

:lol: where do u get these jokes? did u make them up?

[Mr Clean]

Originally posted by DEMONHUNTER@Apr 25 2003, 09:51 PM
:lol: where do u get these jokes? did u make them up?
Cleaning out the email tonight :thumbs:

[Pure_Evil]

:oooo: Raiding Sepra's e-mail there Mr. C?

[Mr Clean]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil@Apr 25 2003, 10:06 PM
:oooo: Raiding Sepra's e-mail there Mr. C?
Just borrowing her method of cleaning out the email....

[PimpDaddy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sepra]

:hmmm:

:rofl:

[Scorch]

:rofl:

[Casanova]

:rofl:

[Sepra]

Originally posted by Mr Clean+Apr 26 2003, 12:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr Clean @ Apr 26 2003, 12:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Pure_Evil@Apr 25 2003, 10:06 PM
:oooo:&nbsp; Raiding Sepra&#39;s e-mail there Mr. C?
Just borrowing her method of cleaning out the email.... [/b][/quote]
:P Next he&#39;ll be wearing the same undergarments as I do :oooo:

[Mr Clean]

Originally posted by Sepra+Apr 26 2003, 11:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Apr 26 2003, 11:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Mr Clean@Apr 26 2003, 12:07 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Pure_Evil@Apr 25 2003, 10:06 PM
:oooo:* Raiding Sepra&#39;s e-mail there Mr. C?
Just borrowing her method of cleaning out the email....
:P Next he&#39;ll be wearing the same undergarments as I do :oooo: [/b][/quote]
Won&#39;t jag be a little upset if you start sending me your clothes? :P

[Sepra]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:lol:

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

Originally posted by Mr Clean@Apr 26 2003, 02:31 PM

Won&#39;t jag be a little upset if you start sending me your clothes? :P
The above quote explains alot.