Mr Clean
04-26-2003, 03:50 AM
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several
months. The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut
tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers
climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat
coming.
One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe
my eyes! I don't believe this is true!" The lawyer on the ground was
skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come
down right now."
So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend
that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up
headed toward their island.
The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost
his mind. But, within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked
blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious.
The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You
know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman.
It's been a long time...do you think we could....you know.....screw
her?"
The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and
asked... "Out of what?"
:P
months. The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut
tree, that provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers
climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat
coming.
One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe
my eyes! I don't believe this is true!" The lawyer on the ground was
skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come
down right now."
So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend
that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up
headed toward their island.
The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost
his mind. But, within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked
blonde woman, face up, totally unconscious.
The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You
know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman.
It's been a long time...do you think we could....you know.....screw
her?"
The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and
asked... "Out of what?"
:P