Mr Clean
04-26-2003, 04:31 AM
A blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we
learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but
listen to me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ! That's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde?"
"Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."
Next day, the girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy,
today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only
went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!"
That's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"Yes darling it's because you're blonde."
Next day, she returns from school and cries:
"Mummy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls
have no boobs, but look at me!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
:P
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we
learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but
listen to me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ! That's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde?"
"Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."
Next day, the girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy,
today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only
went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!"
That's good, innit?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"Yes darling it's because you're blonde."
Next day, she returns from school and cries:
"Mummy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls
have no boobs, but look at me!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum.
"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."
:P