For all the Moms out there!

[Pure_Evil]

A Mother was out walking with her then 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. The mom asked her
not to do that.

"Why?", she said.

"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?"

Everyone knows this stuff, " It's on the mommy test. You have to know it,
or they don't let you be a mommy."

"Oh." She said.

They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.


I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk the test, you have to be the
daddy."

:cool:

[PimpDaddy]

Ouch !!

[ME BIGGD01]

hey pure, i think your wife signed in with your name and posted. :lol: i had to show it to my wife as she gave me the usual shrug

[Saretta]

:rofl: :w00t:

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by ME BIGGD01@Apr 30 2003, 04:42 PM
hey pure, i think your wife signed in with your name and posted. :lol: i had to show it to my wife as she gave me the usual shrug
No, I've grown a huge respect for good moms with all the health issues Paul has had :thumbs:

If my wife http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/spiritje/animated_gifs_1/smilies/vampire.gif ever came hear and read my posts....... :devil:

[OUTLAWS Jag]

:lol:

[Sepra]

:rofl:

[DEMONHUNTER]

:lol: :rofl:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil+Apr 30 2003, 04:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pure_Evil @ Apr 30 2003, 04:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--ME BIGGD01@Apr 30 2003, 04:42 PM
hey pure, i think your wife signed in with your name and posted.&nbsp; :lol: i had to show it to my wife as she gave me the usual shrug
No, I&#39;ve grown a huge respect for good moms with all the health issues Paul has had :thumbs:

If my wife http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/spiritje/animated_gifs_1/smilies/vampire.gif ever came hear and read my posts....... :devil: [/b][/quote]
Funny joke.

Is Paul your son?

[Pure_Evil]

Yes he is. :thumbs: http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/k/boy8.gif
Pauls my little man :cool:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

Hope he is doing better now. :jammin:

[Pure_Evil]

He&#39;s doing well :wootrock:

Thanks for asking :D

[Aries]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil+Apr 30 2003, 09:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pure_Evil @ Apr 30 2003, 09:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--ME BIGGD01@Apr 30 2003, 04:42 PM
hey pure, i think your wife signed in with your name and posted.&nbsp; :lol: i had to show it to my wife as she gave me the usual shrug
No, I&#39;ve grown a huge respect for good moms with all the health issues Paul has had :thumbs:

If my wife http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/spiritje/animated_gifs_1/smilies/vampire.gif ever came hear and read my posts....... :devil: [/b][/quote]
...time to let an admin put that account on strong water :rofl:

[TNT Tonic]

:lol: That hurt&#33;

[SoulReaver]

:lol:

[Thundarr]

Does our dog anf 3 cats count at kids??? :wacko:

[EXEcution]

:rofl: good one