View Full Version : For all the Moms out there!
Pure_Evil
04-30-2003, 07:30 PM
A Mother was out walking with her then 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. The mom asked her
not to do that.
"Why?", she said.
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
How do you know all this stuff?"
Everyone knows this stuff, " It's on the mommy test. You have to know it,
or they don't let you be a mommy."
"Oh." She said.
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk the test, you have to be the
daddy."
:cool:
PimpDaddy
04-30-2003, 07:45 PM
Ouch !!
ME BIGGD01
04-30-2003, 08:42 PM
hey pure, i think your wife signed in with your name and posted. :lol: i had to show it to my wife as she gave me the usual shrug
Saretta
04-30-2003, 08:46 PM
:rofl: :w00t:
Pure_Evil
04-30-2003, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by ME BIGGD01@Apr 30 2003, 04:42 PM
hey pure, i think your wife signed in with your name and posted. :lol: i had to show it to my wife as she gave me the usual shrug
No, I've grown a huge respect for good moms with all the health issues Paul has had :thumbs:
If my wife http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/spiritje/animated_gifs_1/smilies/vampire.gif ever came hear and read my posts....... :devil:
OUTLAWS Jag
04-30-2003, 09:56 PM
:lol:
Sepra
05-01-2003, 01:46 AM
:rofl:
DEMONHUNTER
05-01-2003, 02:02 AM
:lol: :rofl:
OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
05-01-2003, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Pure_Evil+Apr 30 2003, 04:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pure_Evil @ Apr 30 2003, 04:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--ME BIGGD01@Apr 30 2003, 04:42 PM
hey pure, i think your wife signed in with your name and posted. :lol: i had to show it to my wife as she gave me the usual shrug
No, I've grown a huge respect for good moms with all the health issues Paul has had :thumbs:
If my wife http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/spiritje/animated_gifs_1/smilies/vampire.gif ever came hear and read my posts....... :devil: [/b][/quote]
Funny joke.
Is Paul your son?
Pure_Evil
05-01-2003, 02:52 AM
Yes he is. :thumbs: http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/k/boy8.gif
Pauls my little man :cool:
OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
05-01-2003, 02:55 AM
Hope he is doing better now. :jammin:
Pure_Evil
05-01-2003, 02:58 AM
He's doing well :wootrock:
Thanks for asking :D
Aries
05-01-2003, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Pure_Evil+Apr 30 2003, 09:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pure_Evil @ Apr 30 2003, 09:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--ME BIGGD01@Apr 30 2003, 04:42 PM
hey pure, i think your wife signed in with your name and posted. :lol: i had to show it to my wife as she gave me the usual shrug
No, I've grown a huge respect for good moms with all the health issues Paul has had :thumbs:
If my wife http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/spiritje/animated_gifs_1/smilies/vampire.gif ever came hear and read my posts....... :devil: [/b][/quote]
...time to let an admin put that account on strong water :rofl:
TNT Tonic
05-01-2003, 09:55 PM
:lol: That hurt!
SoulReaver
05-01-2003, 10:08 PM
:lol:
Thundarr
05-31-2003, 04:13 AM
Does our dog anf 3 cats count at kids??? :wacko:
EXEcution
05-31-2003, 04:15 AM
:rofl: good one
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