Troop
10-07-2002, 12:00 AM
Taoism: Chit happens.
Hare Krishna: Chit happens rama lama ding dong.
Hinduism: This chit happened before.
Islam: If chit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of chit happening?
Buddhism: When chit happens, is it really chit?
Shintoism: You inherit the chit of your ancestors.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Chit happens."
7th Day Adventist: Chit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Chit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If chit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, "Chit happens!"
Episcopalianism: If chit happens, hold a procession.
Lutheranism: Chit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Anglicanism: It's true, chit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.
Unitarian: What is this chit?
Mormonism: Excrement happens. (you can't say 'chit' in Utah)
Judaism: Oyvay! Why does this chit always happen to me?
Baptist: You are chitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.
Pentecostalism: Praise the chit!
Amish: Chit is good for the soil.
Christian Science: When chit happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
Atheism: There is no chit!
New Age: Chit happens and it happens to smell good.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this chit.
Hare Krishna: Chit happens rama lama ding dong.
Hinduism: This chit happened before.
Islam: If chit happens, take a hostage.
Zen: What is the sound of chit happening?
Buddhism: When chit happens, is it really chit?
Shintoism: You inherit the chit of your ancestors.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Chit happens."
7th Day Adventist: Chit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Chit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If chit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, "Chit happens!"
Episcopalianism: If chit happens, hold a procession.
Lutheranism: Chit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
Anglicanism: It's true, chit does happen -- but only to Lutherans.
Unitarian: What is this chit?
Mormonism: Excrement happens. (you can't say 'chit' in Utah)
Judaism: Oyvay! Why does this chit always happen to me?
Baptist: You are chitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.
Pentecostalism: Praise the chit!
Amish: Chit is good for the soil.
Christian Science: When chit happens, don't call a doctor--pray.
Atheism: There is no chit!
New Age: Chit happens and it happens to smell good.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this chit.