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PimpDaddy
05-30-2003, 10:25 AM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and had decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day,
she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Moral of the story:
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Always keep your condoms in your car. :angel:

Fantum309
05-30-2003, 10:49 AM
Dough! :bandhead:

Sauron
05-30-2003, 10:58 AM
:w00t: :rofl: :hmmm:

Pure_Evil
05-30-2003, 11:52 AM
:lol: :w00t: :rofl: :thumbs:


PimpDaddy's the MAN!

JIMINATOR
05-30-2003, 02:30 PM
:wootrock: :wootrock: :wootrock:

V98ci
05-30-2003, 03:44 PM
:drink: :thumbs: :drink: :thumbs:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thundarr
05-30-2003, 03:46 PM
:rofl: :thumbs:

Jackass_OLD
05-30-2003, 06:15 PM
:oooo: :shifty: .. nothing is what it seems :hmmm:

Sirc
05-30-2003, 06:17 PM
:lol: :rofl:

Sexyjess
05-30-2003, 06:24 PM
OMG lol :lol: :rofl:

OUTLAWS BIOHAZARD
05-30-2003, 06:34 PM
I wish that happend to me! :rofl:

Haze
05-30-2003, 06:51 PM
:lol:


Been there, done that, but i missed the "daddy" part :P

OUTLAWS Jag
05-30-2003, 10:52 PM
:rofl:

EXEcution
05-31-2003, 01:55 AM
:rofl: nicely done :thumbs: