Die Hard
06-04-2003, 05:32 PM
> > > Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
> > >
> > > One day while they were walking past the hospital
> > >
> > > swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
> > >
> > > He sunk to the bottom stayed there. Mary promptly
> > >
> > > jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom and
> > >
> > > pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware
> > >
> > > of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be
> > >
> > > discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her
> > >
> > > to be mentally stable.
> > >
> > > When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I
> > > have good news and bad news.
> > >
> > > The good news is you're being discharged
> > > because since you were able to jump in and save
> > > the life of another patient, I think you've regained
> > > your senses.
> > >
> > > The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself
> > > with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry,
> > > but he's dead."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Mary replied "He didn't hang himself: I put him there to dry."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
> > >
> > > One day while they were walking past the hospital
> > >
> > > swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
> > >
> > > He sunk to the bottom stayed there. Mary promptly
> > >
> > > jumped into save him. She swam to the bottom and
> > >
> > > pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware
> > >
> > > of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be
> > >
> > > discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her
> > >
> > > to be mentally stable.
> > >
> > > When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I
> > > have good news and bad news.
> > >
> > > The good news is you're being discharged
> > > because since you were able to jump in and save
> > > the life of another patient, I think you've regained
> > > your senses.
> > >
> > > The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself
> > > with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry,
> > > but he's dead."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Mary replied "He didn't hang himself: I put him there to dry."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: