Bingo
10-10-2002, 03:48 AM
2 more rednecks were thinking about going back to school. First one says, "I'll go in and find out what we can do."
So in he goes to the counselor. She lists off the courses he needs to take. One of them, he sees, is Logic 101.
"What in the hell is logic?", he asks. She says, "It's using deductive reasoning to arrive at possible answers by elimating that which is not logical."
He looks at her.
She says, "Here, let me demonstrate. Do you own a lawn mower?"
"Well sure" he says. "Okay. Since you have a lawn mower, I can use logic to deduce that you have a yard, correct?"
"Damn! Yer raght!"
"Okay then, if you have a yard, I can use logic to deduce that you have a house, correct?"
"Hey! Yer amazin!"
"If you have a home, then I can also use logic to deduce that you have a wife."
"Yer right again Ma'am!"
"Finally, if you have a wife, then I can use logic to deduce that you are a married, heterosexual male"
"Holy crap! This is wild! I can't wait to use logic!"
So out the door our newly enlightened redneck goes. Soon, he finds his friend and outlines the courses they must take. "What the hell is this one... logic??" his friend asks.
"Well here, let me show ya! Ya own a lawnmower?"
"Uhhh, no. I caint afford one", his friend says.
The redneck gets a scowl on his face and looks at his friend and says, "Yer a queer, aren't ya!"
Bingo
So in he goes to the counselor. She lists off the courses he needs to take. One of them, he sees, is Logic 101.
"What in the hell is logic?", he asks. She says, "It's using deductive reasoning to arrive at possible answers by elimating that which is not logical."
He looks at her.
She says, "Here, let me demonstrate. Do you own a lawn mower?"
"Well sure" he says. "Okay. Since you have a lawn mower, I can use logic to deduce that you have a yard, correct?"
"Damn! Yer raght!"
"Okay then, if you have a yard, I can use logic to deduce that you have a house, correct?"
"Hey! Yer amazin!"
"If you have a home, then I can also use logic to deduce that you have a wife."
"Yer right again Ma'am!"
"Finally, if you have a wife, then I can use logic to deduce that you are a married, heterosexual male"
"Holy crap! This is wild! I can't wait to use logic!"
So out the door our newly enlightened redneck goes. Soon, he finds his friend and outlines the courses they must take. "What the hell is this one... logic??" his friend asks.
"Well here, let me show ya! Ya own a lawnmower?"
"Uhhh, no. I caint afford one", his friend says.
The redneck gets a scowl on his face and looks at his friend and says, "Yer a queer, aren't ya!"
Bingo