Pathos
06-17-2003, 11:34 AM
Pathos' (politically and morally incorrect) TOP 7 THINGS *NOT* TO SAY DURING [clears throat uncomfortably] ...cunnilingus!
Why 7? Because i couldnt think of 10! Sad but true.. [sniffles quietly]
1. I can see my house from here!
2. So THAT'S where my watch went!
3. mmrff?! Grrff! Ruuf! RUFF! RIgGLE?
4. Mr Echo... mr echo... mr echo...
5. So THAT's where my bike helmet went!
6. Hey how come it smells like fish in here?
7. Cool! From down here you look like a Sasquatch!
8. Sasquatch please don't hate me now! It was an unrelated JOKE GONE AWRY! A JOKE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOVE ME!
9. Crap this is up to nine now. OH! Sorry honey, i meant - mmmmm! Sloppy seconds!!
10. HI MOM! Look no hands!
Hmm. [absently taps thinking cap] You know, i'm not sure this kind of post is even allowed here at our homely, texty abode. Delete.. if you must! [lower lip trembles]
Why 7? Because i couldnt think of 10! Sad but true.. [sniffles quietly]
1. I can see my house from here!
2. So THAT'S where my watch went!
3. mmrff?! Grrff! Ruuf! RUFF! RIgGLE?
4. Mr Echo... mr echo... mr echo...
5. So THAT's where my bike helmet went!
6. Hey how come it smells like fish in here?
7. Cool! From down here you look like a Sasquatch!
8. Sasquatch please don't hate me now! It was an unrelated JOKE GONE AWRY! A JOKE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOVE ME!
9. Crap this is up to nine now. OH! Sorry honey, i meant - mmmmm! Sloppy seconds!!
10. HI MOM! Look no hands!
Hmm. [absently taps thinking cap] You know, i'm not sure this kind of post is even allowed here at our homely, texty abode. Delete.. if you must! [lower lip trembles]