OUTLAWS CHICO
06-18-2003, 03:40 PM
BUT WHAT THE HAY
Subject: Cussin'
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say "hell" and you say "ass."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll
have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across
the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with
his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The Mom locks
him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
breakfast young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be
Cheerios
Subject: Cussin'
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say "hell" and you say "ass."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll
have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across
the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with
his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The Mom locks
him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
breakfast young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be
Cheerios