Bingo
10-12-2002, 02:13 AM
Two men (If you are really disappointed, pretend they are rednecks) are out walking thier dogs one afternoon. Frank has his doberman, while Roy has his chihuaha.
Frank sees a restaurant across the street, and says, "Hey Roy, lets go get something to eat."
Roy says, "We can't you idiot, we've got the dogs."
Frank says, "Screw that, just follow my lead."
So off they go to the restaurant. Just outside, Frank throws on his dark sunglasses and starts to head in.
"I'm sorry sir", the owner replies, "we do not allow pets."
"Don't you realize that this is my seeing eye dog?!"
"What, a Doberman?"
"Yes, they are using them now. They are very smart, you see."
"Fine then, please do come in."
Roy watches all this and figures, what the hell. So he throws his sunglasses on and heads in as well.
"I'm sorry sir", the owner replies, "we do not allow pets."
"Oh come on now, this is my seeing eye dog!"
"Seeing eye dog? A chihuaha?!"
"Aw crap! You mean they gave me a freakin chihuaha?!!"
Bingo
Frank sees a restaurant across the street, and says, "Hey Roy, lets go get something to eat."
Roy says, "We can't you idiot, we've got the dogs."
Frank says, "Screw that, just follow my lead."
So off they go to the restaurant. Just outside, Frank throws on his dark sunglasses and starts to head in.
"I'm sorry sir", the owner replies, "we do not allow pets."
"Don't you realize that this is my seeing eye dog?!"
"What, a Doberman?"
"Yes, they are using them now. They are very smart, you see."
"Fine then, please do come in."
Roy watches all this and figures, what the hell. So he throws his sunglasses on and heads in as well.
"I'm sorry sir", the owner replies, "we do not allow pets."
"Oh come on now, this is my seeing eye dog!"
"Seeing eye dog? A chihuaha?!"
"Aw crap! You mean they gave me a freakin chihuaha?!!"
Bingo