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UncleSam
06-20-2003, 09:10 PM
Being from North Dakota I have no doubt this could be true. :P


The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly
funded a project with the U.S. auto maker Ford for the past five years,
whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive
pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the
circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised
to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of
fatal crashes were, "Oh, ****!"

Only the state of North Dakota was different, where 89.3 percent of the
final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

S.W.A.T.
06-20-2003, 09:11 PM
:lol:

V98ci
06-20-2003, 09:19 PM
:drink: :drink: That's exactly what I said to my wife! :drink: :drink:

She wouldn't hold my beer and look at what happened! :drink: :bandhead:

S.W.A.T.
06-20-2003, 09:19 PM
:lol:

UncleSam
06-20-2003, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by V98ci@Jun 20 2003, 04:19 PM
:drink: :drink: That's exactly what I said to my wife! :drink: :drink:

She wouldn't hold my beer and look at what happened! :drink: :bandhead:
:lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sepra
06-21-2003, 01:57 AM
:lol: :rofl: :rofl:

JIMINATOR
06-22-2003, 05:03 AM
Note to V98ci:
If you send your wife off to a gas station to get help, do not also
ask her to pick up a 12 pack while she is there.... :thumbs:

V98ci
06-22-2003, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jun 22 2003, 12:03 AM
Note to V98ci:
If you send your wife off to a gas station to get help, do not also
ask her to pick up a 12 pack while she is there.... :thumbs:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: