OUTLAWS CHICO
06-30-2003, 01:30 AM
Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together.
The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan
with
the second blonde, Robin, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank, stops the
car
and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the
plan.
You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three
minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Robin.
Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . .
Seven minutes pass . . . and Trisha is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Robin. She's got a
safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time
she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open
again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and
underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As
the gals are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a blonde! I
thought
you understood the plan!"
Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Trish."! You got it all mixed up. I said tie up
the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan
with
the second blonde, Robin, in great detail.
The robbery begins. Trisha drives up in front of the bank, stops the
car
and says to Robin, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the
plan.
You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three
minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Robin.
Robin goes in the bank while Trisha waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . .
Seven minutes pass . . . and Trisha is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Robin. She's got a
safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time
she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open
again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and
underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As
the gals are getting away, Trisha says "You are such a blonde! I
thought
you understood the plan!"
Robin said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Trish."! You got it all mixed up. I said tie up
the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"