Good, Bad, Ugly

[PimpDaddy]

Good: Your husband and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy three years ago.

Good: Your son is finally growing up.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son spends a lot of time alone in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the "Facts of life" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's cute when she's mad at you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: The mailman's early today.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Real Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
:loser: :loser:

[Scorch]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Crism]

holy sh1t! those last ones were the best... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Nick]

:thumbs:

[Thundarr]

:lol: :rofl:

[He Is Legend]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Pure_Evil]

:rofl: :w00t: :thumbs: :wootrock:

[EXEcution]

:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[::: DARK PSI :::]

nice

[Gun Element]

haha, Those were good, I was like OH THATS GOOD!


but then I realized this was posted before.

or else Im just stupid. But Im sure of it :shifty:

[JIMINATOR]

like most jokes, recycled,
once 90 days are up, I'll have to repost all of mine! :P

[V98ci]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Elessar]

hahaha very funny recycled or not

[Die Hard]

:lol: :drink: :rofl: :thumbs:

[Sepra]

:lol: :thumbs: