Jiminator private spam thread....

[JIMINATOR]

Nope....

[JIMINATOR]

Nope...

[JIMINATOR]

Nope....

[JIMINATOR]

No, but getting closer...

[JIMINATOR]

hell no....

[JIMINATOR]

hmmmm no.

[JIMINATOR]

it's starting...

[JIMINATOR]

I could live with this...

[JIMINATOR]

OWNED!

Now that is what the hell I am talking about!

:thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

[JIMINATOR]

...Only a man would understand....

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

seek professional help........... :blink: :rofl:

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

:rofl:

[Max-Pain]

it said PRIVATE THREAD!!!

[JIMINATOR]

Nothing's really private max, that's what makes it fun! :thumbs:

[JIMINATOR]

hmmm, would that be sal or lev??? :hmmm:

[JIMINATOR]

oh, this one is bad...

[JIMINATOR]

:hmmm:

[Troop]

http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/signs/32.gif

[JIMINATOR]

an epidemic! Where is my kitty??

[JIMINATOR]

DAMN YOU WHO!!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! :P

[JIMINATOR]

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked
-----------------------------------------------

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact
that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after
they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer
guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in...
but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that
'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer
monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll...
the Number One reason to go to work naked :

Your boss will never say,
"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

[JIMINATOR]

Selling Lettuce...

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.

The shop assistant said he would go ask his manager about the matter.

He said to his manager, "There's some jerk-off out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota"
asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"

[JIMINATOR]

One for DS....

[Gun Element]

Holly crappers I havent seen so many pics posted by one person at one time before.


Odd but weird.

Funny but Humorous

Lame but uncool

[JIMINATOR]

:hmmm:

[JIMINATOR]

You prefer smilies?

[JIMINATOR]

:devil:

[Gun Element]

You ok Jimster?


I havent seen you post this much. :w00t:

[V98ci]

:rofl: :thumbs: :rofl: :thumbs:

Good stuff Jim! :wootrock:

[JIMINATOR]

it's all good my man! :jammin:

[Dan2]

:lol: :rofl: :thumbs: :thumbs:

[OUTLAWS high ping camper]

We love ya Jim.........but.....uhh..........did you forget to take your pills today?


Just kidding, let it all hang out brotha'! :) :wave:

[JIMINATOR]

I'm just getting started! :tup:

[JIMINATOR]

Enough for tonight though, nite all, rosie! :wave:

[Black Rose]

Originally posted by OUTLAWS high ping camper@Jul 3 2003, 07:32 AM
We love ya Jim.........but.....uhh..........did you forget to take your pills today?


Just kidding, let it all hang out brotha'! :) :wave:
:lol:

cool stuff Jim :wootrock:

[Scorch]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 3 2003, 04:30 AM
DAMN YOU WHO!!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! :P
****?! :lol: w3rd

[Scorch]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 3 2003, 04:30 AM
DAMN YOU WHO!!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! :P
****?! :lol: w3rd

[mod]

:thumbs:

[JIMINATOR]

A tiger and an elephant lived in a jungle and were the best of friends.
Every day, they'd meet in the morning in a clearing in the forest to play.
They both knew to be careful, however, of one corner of the clearing where
there was a deep hole you could fall into.

One morning the tiger came out and didn't see the elephant. Then he heard
cries for help from the corner of the clearing. He went over and, sure
enough, the elephant was in the hole. The tiger laughed and laughed at him,
saying "You idiot. Why did you fall in the hole? You know it's there."

The elephant said, "Shut up and just get me out."

So the tiger left and came back in a few minutes with his Porsche Boxer. He
tied a big rope to the bumper and threw it down in the hole and told the
elephant to tie it around his waist. Then he revved up the car and pulled
and pulled till the elephant climbed out of the hole.

The next day, the elephant showed up to the clearing and didn't see the
tiger but then heard cries for help coming from the corner of the field.
Sure enough, the tiger had fallen in the hole. The elephant laughed and
laughed and said, "Who's the idiot now?"

The tiger said, "Shut up and just get me out."

So the elephant straddled the hole and leaned over, dangling his enormous
c*ck above the tiger. "Grab ahold and I'll pull you out." Which he did.

Morale of the story: If you have a big c*ck, you don't need a Porsche.

[Scorch]

http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/uploads/post-1-1057220380.gif

[JIMINATOR]

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed
policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The
little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."

:D

[Sepra]

For JIM (http://green.paradisecity.com.br/4kp/) :P

(I just got this spam in my mailbox :lol:)

[JIMINATOR]

I AM FASTER THOUGH! :thumbs:

[Thundarr]

Love the lettuce one!!! :thumbs: Except I love the Minnesota Vikings, dang it!! :loser: :wootrock:

[JIMINATOR]

Look at this!

Todays Top 10 Posters
Member Joined Total Member Posts Posts Today % of todays posts
:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: 12-September 02 2749 212 15.24%
Sirc 12-September 02 11382 112 8.05%
Scorch 12-September 02 3384 102 7.33%
Sepra 3-January 03 6353 84 6.04%
Mr Clean 17-September 02 7789 77 5.54%
JIMINATOR 10-March 03 2636 58 4.17%
Pure_Evil 25-October 02 5298 53 3.81%
XtremeGamer 2-March 03 1968 44 3.16%
mod 25-September 02 1018 34 2.44%
<<Hybrid>> 3-May 03 1677 29 2.08%

B@stards&#33; They are going to pay&#33;
Prepare for the debut of DR EVIL&#33;&#33;&#33;

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[JIMINATOR]

Originally posted by Sepra@Jul 3 2003, 10:29 AM
For JIM (http://green.paradisecity.com.br/4kp/) :P

(I just got this spam in my mailbox :lol:)
I tried it, it doesn&#39;t work... :(
and it gave me a rash... :( :(

:thumbs:

[EXEcution]

i like the speed bump one&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :rofl: :oooo:

[EXEcution]

Originally posted by Sepra@Jul 3 2003, 10:29 AM
For JIM (http://green.paradisecity.com.br/4kp/) :P

(I just got this spam in my mailbox :lol:)
:blink: why r there women in it if the product is just for men??

[PimpDaddy]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Jul 3 2003, 12:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Jul 3 2003, 12:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Sepra@Jul 3 2003, 10:29 AM
For JIM (http://green.paradisecity.com.br/4kp/)&nbsp; :P

(I just got this spam in my mailbox&nbsp; :lol:)
I tried it, it doesn&#39;t work... :(
and it gave me a rash... :( :(

:thumbs: [/b][/quote]
I think you&#39;re supposed to swallow them. (It&#39;s not a suppository) :rofl:

[JIMINATOR]

Originally posted by PimpDaddy@Jul 3 2003, 03:15 PM
I think you&#39;re supposed to swallow them. (It&#39;s not a suppository) :rofl:
oh, did the pills work for you? I was talking about the lotion... :hmmm:

[PimpDaddy]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Jul 3 2003, 03:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Jul 3 2003, 03:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--PimpDaddy@Jul 3 2003, 03:15 PM
I think you&#39;re supposed to swallow them. (It&#39;s not a suppository) :rofl:
oh, did the pills work for you? I was talking about the lotion... :hmmm: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JIMINATOR]

Hmmmmmm,

:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: 12-September 02 2850 193 11.85%
Sirc 12-September 02 11461 175 10.74%
Scorch 12-September 02 3449 138 8.47%
JIMINATOR 10-March 03 2666 88 5.40%
XtremeGamer 2-March 03 2018 85 5.22%
Sepra 3-January 03 6357 80 4.91%
Mr Clean 17-September 02 7792 80 4.91%

beat sepra & mr clean, maybe catch scorch,
but that lev & sircles... :hmmm:

will need the doctor evil project to put them in their proper place....

[EXEcution]

:wave:

[Slice]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Jul 3 2003, 03:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Jul 3 2003, 03:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--PimpDaddy@Jul 3 2003, 03:15 PM
I think you&#39;re supposed to swallow them. (It&#39;s not a suppository) :rofl:
oh, did the pills work for you? I was talking about the lotion... :hmmm: [/b][/quote]
To quote Stephen Wright, "If you bought penis enlarging lotion and rubbed it on, wouldn&#39;t your hands get bigger too?"

[JIMINATOR]

:hmmm: Darn, no wonder it seems so small nowadays&#33; :oooo:

[Scorch]

Jimz howdy... http://www.gamemecca.net/forums/uploads/post-1-1057220380.gif

[PimpDaddy]

Keep it going Jim&#33;&#33;

[JIMINATOR]

hmmmm

[JIMINATOR]

:WTF:

[JIMINATOR]

:wave:

[JIMINATOR]

BEER + DRIVING = BAD

[JIMINATOR]

fun

[JIMINATOR]

i hate when this happens

[JIMINATOR]

TUW&#39;s Exams

[Sepra]

That mouse pic is nasty :blink:

[JIMINATOR]

Think your job sucks?

[JIMINATOR]

dummy keyboards...

[JIMINATOR]

a different version of sepra&#39;s frog pic

[Sepra]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 5 2003, 02:39 AM
a different version of sepra&#39;s frog pic
:lol: :wootrock:

[Die Hard]

I&#39;m a lumberjack and i&#39;m okay.......

[Scorch]

:w00t:

[Die Hard]

I sleep all night and I work all day...........

[Panagiotis]

I think my brother has been very bored lately :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sepra]

:w00t: PAN&#39;S BACK&#33;&#33; :wootrock:

[Scorch]

Originally posted by Panagiotis@Jul 5 2003, 04:10 PM
I thik my brother has been very bored lately :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:oooo:

[<<Hybrid>>]

Originally posted by Sepra@Jul 3 2003, 02:29 PM
For JIM (http://green.paradisecity.com.br/4kp/) :P

(I just got this spam in my mailbox :lol:)
:rofl:

[JIMINATOR]

Originally posted by <<Hybrid>>+Jul 5 2003, 02:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (<<Hybrid>> @ Jul 5 2003, 02:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Sepra@Jul 3 2003, 02:29 PM
For JIM (http://green.paradisecity.com.br/4kp/)&nbsp; :P

(I just got this spam in my mailbox&nbsp; :lol:)
:rofl: [/b][/quote]
Jag tested & approved&#33; :jammin: :jammin: :jammin:

[Sepra]

:lol:

[TheUltimateWarrior]

:wave:

[JIMINATOR]

For Sepra:

[JIMINATOR]

BARBIE AVATARS for some of you

[JIMINATOR]

BARBIE AVATARS for some of you

[JIMINATOR]

BARBIE AVATARS for some of you

[JIMINATOR]

BARBIE AVATARS for some of you

[JIMINATOR]

BARBIE AVATARS for some of you

[JIMINATOR]

BARBIE AVATARS for some of you

[JIMINATOR]

BARBIE AVATARS for some of you

[EXEcution]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 5 2003, 11:09 PM
BARBIE AVATARS for some of you
i have that ken doll :oooo:(waiting for Scorch)

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:lol: :rofl:

[Yianni]

:oooo: ?????

[solid snake295]

hahahahaha :rofl:

http://www.boners.com/content/789858.1.jpg

[JIMINATOR]

THE DIET

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you&#39;ll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she&#39;s lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that&#39;s amazing&#33;" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I&#39;ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping."

[JIMINATOR]

RIVER WALK

There&#39;s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."

[JIMINATOR]

THE INTERVIEW

An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

[JIMINATOR]

SPACEY

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian bragged, "We were the first in space&#33;" The American retorted, "We were the first on the moon&#33;" The Blonde said, "So what, we&#39;re going to be the first on the sun&#33;" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can&#39;t land on the sun, you fool. You&#39;ll burn up&#33;" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We&#39;re not stupid, you know. We&#39;re going at night&#33;"

[JIMINATOR]

MAKE UP YOUR MIND&#33;

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding, and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. Huffily, she replied, "I wish you guys would make up your mind. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you&#33;"

[JIMINATOR]

NO BRAINER

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her turn, she rolled the dice, and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

[Scorch]

:oooo:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:unsure: I don&#39;t get it.

:lol:

[Gun Element]

:lol: :blink:

[Athena]

Nice Jiminator

[Athena]

This is a picture of my brother edog, when he was younger :rofl: lol

not really :devil:

[Athena]

Heres the new and improved computer chair :lol:

[Athena]

omg, this is gross

[Scorch]

:hmmm:

[EXEcution]

Originally posted by Scorch@Jul 6 2003, 05:39 PM
:hmmm:
:hmmm: :ghey: :lol: :P

[EXEcution]

Originally posted by Athena@Jul 6 2003, 04:15 PM
omg, this is gross
i agree with the overweight gentelman

[Athena]

lol

[Athena]

If you go to: http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/ theres lots of pictures there :devil: :angel:

[Scorch]

Saddam retird from the dictator position now call him Dj Saddam own j00.

[Athena]

:lol:

[Scorch]

Saddam&#39;s fav hats

[EXEcution]

Originally posted by Scorch@Jul 6 2003, 06:05 PM
Saddam&#39;s fav hats
:lol: "Protect your wand"

[Scorch]

Saddam&#39;s fav meal

[Panagiotis]

Originally posted by Athena@Jul 6 2003, 06:15 PM
This is a picture of my brother edog, when he was younger :rofl: lol

not really :devil:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Athena]

Dont Mess With Sesame street, you will find BIG trouble

[Athena]

Dont Mezz With This Kitten :P

[EXEcution]

Originally posted by Athena@Jul 6 2003, 08:22 PM
Dont Mess With Seseme(spelling?) street, you will find BIG trouble
make that Sesame&#33; :thumbs: Funny pics though Athena&#33;

[EXEcution]

Hey im learning English&#33;

[JIMINATOR]

The 5th Floor

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they
see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads
"For Women Only". Since they were without their
boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Doorman, a very attractive guy,
explains to them how it works....."We have 5 floors...
go up floor by floor, and once you find what
you are looking for, you can stay there." "It&#39;s
easy to decide, since each floor has
signs telling you what&#39;s inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor
the sign reads "All the men here are horrible
lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... the
friends laugh and without hesitation
move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the
men here are wonderful lovers,but they generally
treat women badly". This wasn&#39;t going to do.

So the friends move up to the Third floor
where the sign read "All the men here are great
lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors,
so, on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.
"All the men here have perfect builds;
are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect
lovers; they are also single, rich and straight"

The women seemed pleased but they decide
that they would rather see what the fifth floor has
to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove
that there is no way to please a woman."

[EdoG]

:lol:

[EdoG]

:cool:

[EdoG]

:unsure:

[EdoG]

:devil:

[EdoG]

:devil:

[EdoG]

:drink:

[EdoG]

:w00t:

[EdoG]

:P

[EdoG]

:baby:

[JIMINATOR]

i am sure you have seen my family before, but it is time to whip out the photo album again...

[JIMINATOR]

Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.

[Sirc]

Sweet&#33; Also please explain again how you all are related. :blink:

[JIMINATOR]

This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

[JIMINATOR]

This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.

[JIMINATOR]

lol, got you sirc... :lol:

[JIMINATOR]

>My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.

[JIMINATOR]

My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing.

[JIMINATOR]

My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.

[JIMINATOR]

We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.

[JIMINATOR]

This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch.

[JIMINATOR]

Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath.

[JIMINATOR]

This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.

[JIMINATOR]

This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.

[Sirc]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 8 2003, 01:31 AM
lol, got you sirc... :lol:
What do you mean you got me? You have a fine looking family. Just like I imagined them. :P

[JIMINATOR]

This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.

[JIMINATOR]

These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can&#39;t throw heavy stuff no more.

[JIMINATOR]

Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed alot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmit.

[JIMINATOR]

My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn&#39;t know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.

[JIMINATOR]

This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It&#39;s hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese.

[JIMINATOR]

This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom&#39;s ass during birth. &nbsp;I hate him.

[JIMINATOR]

My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.

[JIMINATOR]

One of my mom&#39;s boyfriends. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart alot. I think he caused our dog Rebel to die.

[JIMINATOR]

This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. &nbsp;She smokes cigarettes too.
&nbsp;

[JIMINATOR]

My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.

[JIMINATOR]

We found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to use toilet paper.

[ZeLL]

:lol: :rofl: :lol:
:blink: I hope u are kidding :w00t:

[JIMINATOR]

This is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people.

[JIMINATOR]

Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.

[JIMINATOR]

This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.

[Sirc]

Originally posted by ZeLL@Jul 8 2003, 01:40 AM
:lol: :rofl: :lol:
:blink: I hope u are kidding :w00t:
Nope. He&#39;s serious.

[JIMINATOR]

This is my sister&#39;s boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.

[JIMINATOR]

well, that&#39;s all of them. damn that was a lot....

[ZeLL]

Originally posted by Sirc+Jul 7 2003, 09:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirc @ Jul 7 2003, 09:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--ZeLL@Jul 8 2003, 01:40 AM
:lol:&nbsp; :rofl:&nbsp; :lol:
:blink: I hope u are kidding&nbsp; :w00t:
Nope. He&#39;s serious. [/b][/quote]
...no he&#39;s not... :unsure:

[JIMINATOR]

Originally posted by Sirc+Jul 8 2003, 01:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirc @ Jul 8 2003, 01:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--JIMINATOR@Jul 8 2003, 01:31 AM
lol, got you sirc...&nbsp; :lol:
What do you mean you got me? You have a fine looking family. Just like I imagined them. :P [/b][/quote]
<<<<==== Sirc, look here&#33;

[Sirc]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Jul 8 2003, 01:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Jul 8 2003, 01:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Sirc@Jul 8 2003, 01:35 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--JIMINATOR@Jul 8 2003, 01:31 AM
lol, got you sirc...* :lol:
What do you mean you got me? You have a fine looking family. Just like I imagined them. :P
<<<<==== Sirc, look here&#33; [/b][/quote]
Um, what? :blink:

[Gun Element]

Sirc its not that hard.

FIrst off its Serious Sam with Jim Knifing this guy with a rocket launcher with someone getting hurt really badly and its repeating itself over and over again.


gosh dont you know anything? :loser:

[Sirc]

Originally posted by Gun Element@Jul 8 2003, 01:56 AM
Sirc its not that hard.

FIrst off its Serious Sam with Jim Knifing this guy with a rocket launcher with someone getting hurt really badly and its repeating itself over and over again.


gosh dont you know anything? :loser:
Oh thank you Gun&#33; :rofl:

I almost missed the true depth of it&#39;s meaning. :rofl:

Um, so what does that have to do with me? I&#39;m never up there. :angel:

[Gun Element]

Ok thats something I cant answer for you.


:hmmm:

[JIMINATOR]

oh, I don&#39;t know who this guy is, but he is prolly somewhere in the family tree...

[Gun Element]

:rolleyes:

[JIMINATOR]

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor
and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said,
"That&#39;s no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4,
but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won&#39;t do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That&#39;s all right.
I don&#39;t need them for
sex anymore as I am over 90 years old.
I just want it to stick out
far enough so I don&#39;t pee on my shoes."

[JIMINATOR]

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at
his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby, all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that if
she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly
sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She
looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The
note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7
inches in your pants.

The man after reading this note, sends one
of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know- I happen
to have a Rolls, BMW and a Mercedes in my garage, plus two million
dollars in the bank: But not even for a woman as beautiful as you
would I cut three inches off my penis&#33; Just send the bottle back. "

[JIMINATOR]

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket&#33;

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver&#39;s license?
Driver: I don&#39;t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner&#39;s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It&#39;s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That&#39;s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner&#39;s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There&#39;s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That&#39;s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There&#39;s a BODY in the TRUNK?&#33;?&#33;?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who&#39;s car is this?
Driver: It&#39;s mine, officer. Here&#39;s the owner&#39;s card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there&#39;s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there&#39;s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there&#39;s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don&#39;t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn&#39;t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I&#39;ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too&#33;

[JIMINATOR]

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, the Boston City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Here is the first picture available of this world-first parking lot experiment.

[S.W.A.T.]

:lol:

[JIMINATOR]

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[JIMINATOR]

Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Don&#39;t you have some laundry to do or something?

Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

You&#39;re just upset because your
butt is beginning to spread.

Wait a minute - I get it.
What time of the month is it?

You sure you don&#39;t want to consult
the great Oprah on this one?

Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

Whoa, time out. Football is on.

Looks like someone had an extra bowl
of bitch flakes this morning&#33;

Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

Who are you kidding?
We both know that thing ain&#39;t loaded.

[JIMINATOR]

A Womans Guide

[JIMINATOR]

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that&#39;s the only time I have to work on my hair&#33;)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner&#33; No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special&#33;)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it&#39;s &#39;just&#39; a suggestion&#33;)

On Tesco&#39;s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late&#33; you lose&#33;)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let&#39;s experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn&#39;t that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot&#39;s Children&#39;s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope&#33;)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I&#39;m curious.)

On Sainsbury&#39;s peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you&#39;ve tried this...)

On a child&#39;s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead&#33; That&#39;s right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

[JIMINATOR]

Rules for Buying Gifts for Men

Rule #1:
If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.

Rule #2:
If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" No one knows why.

Rule #3:
When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. Again, no one knows why.

Rule #4:
Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn&#39;t have invented Jockey shorts.

Rule #5:
You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips, and flips, and flips.

Rule #6:
Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs. If you do, it will sit in a cupboard for 23 years. Real men drink whiskey or beer.

Rule #7:
Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave or deodorant. I&#39;m told they do not stink - they are earthy.

Rule #8:
Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. "Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink." You get the idea. No one knows why.

Rule #9:
Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over.

Rule #10:
Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears&#39; Clearance Centers are also excellent men&#39;s stores. It doesn&#39;t matter if he doesn&#39;t know what it is. "From NAPA Auto,eh? Must be something I need. Hey&#33; Isn&#39;t this a starter for a &#39;68 Ford Fairlane? Wow&#33; Thanks."

Rule #11:
Men enjoy danger. That&#39;s why they never cook - but they will barbecue. Get him a monster barbecue with a 100-pound propane tank. Tell him the gas line leaks. "Oh the thrill&#33; The challenge&#33; Who wants a hamburger?"

Rule #12:
Tickets to a Patriots game are a smart gift. However, he will not appreciate tickets to "A Retrospective of 19th Century Quilts." Everyone knows why.

Rule #13:
Men love chainsaws. Never, ever, buy a man you love a chainsaw. If you don&#39;t know why - please refer to Rule #8 and what happens when he gets a label maker.

Rule #14:
It&#39;s hard to beat a really good wheelbarrow or an aluminum extension ladder. Never buy a real man a step ladder. It must be an extension ladder. No one knows why.

Rule #15:
Rope. Men love rope. It takes us back to our cowboy origins, or at least The Boy Scouts. Nothing says love like a hundred feet of 3/8" manilla rope. No one knows why.

[JIMINATOR]

There&#39;s a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he&#39;s a golf
fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very
early and golfs all day long. Well this one Saturday morning, he gets
up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes
out to his car to drive to the course. It is raining. It&#39;s a
torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing
50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather
channel. From there he finds it&#39;s going to be bad weather all day
long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses
and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife&#39;s back, and
whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she
replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"

[JIMINATOR]

3000&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :jammin:

[JIMINATOR]

How do you keep a idiot busy for hours??

Click below to find out&#33;

www.gamemecca.net/forums/index.php?s=....&#entry292069

[Phobos]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 9 2003, 06:26 AM
3000&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :jammin:
yeahh cool Jiminator :thumbs:

[FUS1ON]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 9 2003, 01:26 AM
There&#39;s a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he&#39;s a golf
fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very
early and golfs all day long. Well this one Saturday morning, he gets
up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes
out to his car to drive to the course. It is raining. It&#39;s a
torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing
50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather
channel. From there he finds it&#39;s going to be bad weather all day
long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses
and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife&#39;s back, and
whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she
replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"
Ooooooh :lol:

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

:rofl: Nice1s Jim&#33;

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

Family Album Photos...hilarious&#33;

[JIMINATOR]

Todays Children&#39;s Book

[JIMINATOR]

Todays Children&#39;s Book

[JIMINATOR]

Todays Children&#39;s Book

[JIMINATOR]

hmmm

[JIMINATOR]

This is a true one

The stupidity of some people in this world never fails to amaze me. This attached picture is real -- not doctored in any way -- and was taken last week in Waldorf, MD by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it there in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures. The car is still running as can be witnessed by the exhaust.

A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving it was over jogging up and down on Rt. 925 in the background. The witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal and the police just shook their heads in amazement. The driver finally came back after the police were there and was getting down at the back to cut the twine around the load. They told him to get back until it was taken off.

The materials were loaded at Home Depot. The Home Depot store manager made the customer sign a waiver before loading. Both back tires are trashed. The back shocks were driven up through the floorboard. On the roof are many 2X4s, 4X4s and OSL sheets of lumber. The load isn&#39;t all that meets the eye either. In the back seat were ten 80-pound bags of concrete&#33; They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. The car is a VW Jetta with FL plates and the guy said he was headed for Annapolis&#33;

[JIMINATOR]

Another pic you may not have seen

[JIMINATOR]

The lady sleeping in back

[EXEcution]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 10 2003, 12:23 AM
Another pic you may not have seen
Why does that look like my perent&#39;s car??&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :unsure: :rolleyes:

[JIMINATOR]

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

The demon asked, "Why so glum?"



The guy responded, "What do you think? I&#39;m in hell&#33;"

"Hell&#39;s not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."



"Well you&#39;re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more&#33;"



The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."

"You a smoker?" the demon asked.

"You better believe it&#33;"

"You&#39;re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You&#39;re already dead, remember?"

"Wow, the guy said, "that&#39;s awesome&#33;"

The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you&#39;re dead anyhow. You into drugs?"

The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs&#33; You don&#39;t mean . . ."



"That&#39;s right&#33; Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you&#39;re dead, who cares&#33;"

"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place&#33;"

The demon said, "You gay?"

"No."

"Ooooh, you&#39;re gonna hate Fridays&#33;"

[V98ci]

It&#39;s the spring of 1957 and Dick goes to pick up
his date, Maureen. Dick&#39;s a pretty hip guy
with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he
goes to the front door, Maureen&#39;s father answers
and invites him in.

"Maureen&#39;s not ready yet, so why don&#39;t you have a
seat?" he says. "That&#39;s cool." says Dick.
Maureen&#39;s father asks Dick what they are
planning to do. Dick replies politely that they
will probably just go to the malt shop or to
a drive-in movie.

Maureen&#39;s father responds "Why don&#39;t you kids go
out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Dick
and he says, Whaaaat?" "Yeah," says Maureen&#39;s
father, "Maureen really likes to screw;
she&#39;ll Screw all night if we let her&#33;"

Dick&#39;s eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear.
Immediately, he has revised the plans for the
evening.

A few minutes later, Maureen comes downstairs in
her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and
announces that she&#39;s ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Dick escorts
his date out the front door while dad is saying
"Have a good evening kids," with a wink for Dick.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled
Maureen rushes back into the house, slams the
door behind her and screams at her father:

"DAMN IT DADDY&#33;

THE TWIST&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

IT&#39;S CALLED THE TWIST&#33; :w00t: :devil: :w00t: :devil:

[Dead]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 8 2003, 01:41 AM
This is my sister&#39;s boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.
OMG

[Dead]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 9 2003, 01:49 AM
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket&#33;

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver&#39;s license?
Driver: I don&#39;t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner&#39;s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It&#39;s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That&#39;s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner&#39;s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There&#39;s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That&#39;s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There&#39;s a BODY in the TRUNK?&#33;?&#33;?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who&#39;s car is this?
Driver: It&#39;s mine, officer. Here&#39;s the owner&#39;s card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there&#39;s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there&#39;s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there&#39;s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don&#39;t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn&#39;t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I&#39;ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too&#33;
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JayChyl]

big LOL

[Dead]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Jul 9 2003, 02:38 AM
How do you keep a idiot busy for hours??

Click below to find out&#33;

www.gamemecca.net/forums/index.php?s=....&#entry292069
i keep clicking and clicking and clicking




:P

[JIMINATOR]

:hmmm:

[JIMINATOR]

:hmmm:

[JIMINATOR]

:hmmm:

[X-Man]

:wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:

[Death Engineer]

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[OUTLAWS Spike]

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[Death Engineer]

It didn&#39;t come out very well. the letters all need equal spacing. Try copying it out and pasting into notepad.


EDIT: I fixed it. Added <PRE></PRE> tags to it. :wootrock:

[Athena]

Horseback Riding
A blonde decides to try horseback
riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She
mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from
the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
horse&#39;s mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around
the horse&#39;s neck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly
ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde
attempts to leap away from the horse and
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her
foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and
she is now at the mercy of the horse&#39;s pounding
hooves as her head is struck against the ground
over and over. As her head is battered against
the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune,
Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and
unplugs the horse.
Thank God for heroes&#33;

[Athena]

Cat Commandments

-Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is using the computer.
-Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
-Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
-Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are not transparent.
-Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
-Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human&#39;s face.
-Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors.

-Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human&#39;s lap.
-Thou shalt not climb on garbage cans with hinged lids, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
-Thou shalt not reset thy human&#39;s alarm clock by walking on it.
-Thou shalt not jump onto a seat just as thy human is sitting down.

-Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
-Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
-Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
-Thou shalt remember that thou art a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
-Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.

[EdoG]

:hmmm: :w00t: :P Hey Uncle. JIMINATOR :wave:

http://www.afraa.org/images/wako.jpg

[EdoG]

:hmmm: OWNED&#33;
<img src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/world/0307/gallery.hussein.bodies/qusay.before.after.jpg"

[EdoG]

:hmmm: OWNED&#33;
<img src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/world/0307/gallery.hussein.bodies/uday.before.after.jpg"

[EdoG]

Good Job to the US for taking out Uday and Qusay Hussein&#33; :thumbs:

[EdoG]

:devil: Im proud to be an AMERICAN :thumbs:

[EdoG]

I want to see some more funny junk ................ :jammin:

[solid snake295]

OWNED&#33; :devil:


Proud to be a CANADIAN :P :drink:

[EdoG]

Originally posted by solid snake295@Jul 25 2003, 07:21 AM
OWNED&#33; :devil:


Proud to be a CANADIAN :P :drink:
:lol: :thumbs:

[EdoG]

Originally posted by solid snake295@Jul 25 2003, 07:21 AM
OWNED&#33; :devil:


Proud to be a CANADIAN :P :drink:
:lol: :thumbs: