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[OUTLAWS CHICO]

Subject: Alligators

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to
the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much bigger
than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't
get it."

"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door.
Then I jump out, bite 'em, shake the sh!# out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the
time you get done shakin' the sh!# out of a lawyer, there's nothing' left
but lips and a briefcase!

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS WHOCARES]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS Jag]

:rofl:

[OUTLAWS Ada]

Oh so true! :rofl:

[Pure_Evil]

:hmmm: where do I get a alligator in CT?

[Die Hard]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil@Jul 24 2003, 01:24 AM
:hmmm:  where do I get a alligator in CT?
From the guy down the road who breeds em!


Does'nt every town have one of those guys?
You know the ones, dressed in army fatigues
and walking a Rotwieler, tatoo's on his neck
and eyelids and a ring thru his nose.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JIMINATOR]

:hmmm: are you making fun of me or something?
and where did you get that picture??

[Die Hard]

Hey Jim, would i do that :hmmm:

[JIMINATOR]

are you saying that there is something wrong with
"You know the ones, dressed in army fatigues
and walking a Rotwieler, tatoo's on his neck
and eyelids and a ring thru his nose." :hmmm:







lol, just jerking your chain! :thumbs:

[EdoG]

:thumbs:

[Die Hard]

I'm a very good judge of character :P