What video would you buy??

[Pure_Evil]

PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy?

The Titanic or the Clinton Video?



TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet



TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long


TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.



TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullXXXX artist.


TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.



TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.



TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.



TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.



TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...ooh, never mind.


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary .... basically the same thing!

[Sirc]

:lol: :rofl:

[Crism]

if you want porn, get the clinton video... :rofl:

[Dissectional]

:rofl: :jammin:

[EXEcution]

:rofl:

[Snip3r]

Originally posted by Crism@Jul 24 2003, 06:49 PM
if you want porn, get the clinton video... :rofl:
Yup that ruined the whole thread -_-

[Dead]

Originally posted by Pure_Evil@Jul 24 2003, 07:31 PM
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :jammin:

[MR. SLiK]

yes can i have a copy of good will humping please.

[Black Rose]

:w00t: :rofl: :rofl:

[V98ci]

:rofl: :w00t: :rofl: :w00t:

[Mr Clean]

That's hilarious :lol: