OUTLAWS CHICO
07-29-2003, 02:49 PM
North vs. South
Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to the
Super Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket
and watch
as the three Southerners buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?" Asks one
of
the Yankees. "Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the
South.
They all board the train. The three Yankee men take their respective
seats but all three Southerners cram into a toilet together and
close the
door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
please. "The
door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on.
The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip
and save
some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the
return trip, but see,
to their astonishment, that the three Southerners don't buy any
ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Yankee.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the Southerners.
When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves
into a
toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down
the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners leaves
their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are
hiding.
The Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please."
Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to the
Super Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket
and watch
as the three Southerners buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on one ticket?" Asks one
of
the Yankees. "Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the
South.
They all board the train. The three Yankee men take their respective
seats but all three Southerners cram into a toilet together and
close the
door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
please. "The
door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on.
The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so
after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip
and save
some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the
return trip, but see,
to their astonishment, that the three Southerners don't buy any
ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Yankee.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the Southerners.
When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves
into a
toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down
the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners leaves
their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are
hiding.
The Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please."