haiku

[JIMINATOR]

simple rules, 17 syllables, 3 lines, 5, 7, 5 syllables

[JIMINATOR]

snow finds the lazer
glowing, how sam runs quickly
gibs splatter the ground

[JIMINATOR]

boom goes the cannon
the player is smashed to bits
he did not see the bounce

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

Pre-caching shadows
Nano grabs the power up
Then F9 appears.


:P

[Casanova]

I'm gonna slash and gash,
rip another hole in your @ss.
I'll smear blood on the walls
and then play tennis with your balls.

:cool:

[Sepra]

Originally posted by Casanova@Aug 1 2003, 12:49 PM
I'm gonna slash and gash,
rip another hole in your @ss.
I'll smear blood on the walls
and then play tennis with your balls.

:cool:
3 lines Cas.......3 lines :P

[JIMINATOR]

killed, power ups failed
finished, all he has to say
"the game was laggy"

[JIMINATOR]

Anniversary
furiously sal does scheme
good plans he has none

[JIMINATOR]

powerless he hides
comes for serious damage
my rocket greets him

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Aug 1 2003, 01:32 PM
Anniversary
furiously sal does scheme
good plans he has none
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Smilie haiku :shifty:

[JIMINATOR]

he is the machine
speaks with rockets and shotty
decimates us all

[MR. SLiK]

Originally posted by Casanova@Aug 1 2003, 08:49 AM
I'm gonna slash and gash,
rip another hole in your @ss.
I'll smear blood on the walls
and then play tennis with your balls.

sounds like he's been to prison

[Casanova]

Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Aug 1 2003, 08:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Aug 1 2003, 08:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Casanova@Aug 1 2003, 08:49 AM
I&#39;m gonna slash and gash,
rip another hole in your @ss.
I&#39;ll smear blood on the walls
and then play tennis with your balls.

sounds like he&#39;s been to prison [/b][/quote]
:rofl:

[Casanova]

Originally posted by Sepra+Aug 1 2003, 06:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Aug 1 2003, 06:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Casanova@Aug 1 2003, 12:49 PM
I&#39;m gonna slash and gash,
rip another hole in your @ss.
I&#39;ll smear blood on the walls
and then play tennis with your balls.

:cool:
3 lines Cas.......3 lines :P [/b][/quote]
Yep... :bandhead:
But 4 lines is better... :unsure: :w00t: :thumbs:

[Slice]

I own all of you.
Run and hide before you die.
Too late your dead fool.

[EXEcution]

Sam is a hard game
i lose practically every goshdamn day
i wish i had friends&#33;

[Sirc]

Originally posted by Sepra+Aug 1 2003, 12:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Aug 1 2003, 12:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Casanova@Aug 1 2003, 12:49 PM
I&#39;m gonna slash and gash,
rip another hole in your @ss.
I&#39;ll smear blood on the walls
and then play tennis with your balls.

:cool:
3 lines Cas.......3 lines :P [/b][/quote]
:lol:

These are pretty funny. Good idea Jiminator&#33; :wootrock:

(And no, this isn&#39;t supposed to be a whatchamacallit :P )

[Strider]

Originally posted by XtremeGamer@Aug 1 2003, 10:14 PM
Sam is a hard game
i lose practically every goshdamn day
i wish i had friends&#33;
that middle line is 12 syllables... lol

[Strider]

Sirc is old and ghey
i own him every game
in serious sam

:P

[Snip3r]

Sam is so dam gay
With all the lag and spam
and the secret patch
that is coming out
when a monkey
climbs out my ass
let me bitch and moan
about everything
because I know
Serious Sam
is Seriously gay
Counter Strike is my game
it will bring my name to the hall of fame
at CPL I will be
with Team-aX vs 3D
3D will own us
no doubt about it
but at least Sacrifice
will get to say hi to his favorite player
I can&#39;t say what happens next
because it will only get gayer













SCREW THE HAIKU I WROTE A POEM WOOT
Oh and most of you won&#39;t get the joke since it&#39;s an inside :P

[Pure_Evil]

Originally posted by Strider@Aug 1 2003, 11:54 PM
Sirc is old and ghey
i own him every game
in serious sam

:P
:blink: :rofl: :unsure: :rofl: :drink:

[leon]

An English haiku.�@ :blink:

OK...

Taking a shower

with the mouth agape

without crying�@

[leon]

You can&#39;t win

You can&#39;t break even

you can&#39;t even quit the game :P

[Casanova]

:rofl:

[Sepra]

Simple minds will pass

This thread has too much thinking

Stick to your spamming

[Sepra]

Gamemecca has freaks

People have way too much time

Go find a hobby

[Sepra]

Who am I to talk

I am sitting here with you

Boy, I have no life

[Sepra]

I guess I&#39;m a freak

Thinking of haiku&#39;s today

Someone please help me

[Sepra]

Maybe I should game

I try to aim but you move

Practice makes perfect

[Sepra]

w00t haiku spamming

Sepra is truely spam queen

Bow to queen Sepra

[Scorch]

blah

[Sepra]

Scorch is just jealous

The poor boy envy&#39;s Sepra

Feel pitty for him


:P

[Morpheus]

watching leon spam
grenades all around fortress
gibbing, killing me.
:lol:

[Morpheus]

WOOT Sepra has 7500 posts&#33;&#33;&#33; :jammin: :jammin:

[Sepra]

Originally posted by Morpheus@Aug 2 2003, 09:05 PM
WOOT Sepra has 7500 posts&#33;&#33;&#33; :jammin: :jammin:
:w00t: I didnt even notice&#33;&#33; :wootrock:

[Sepra]

Sweet sound of shotguns

Booming in my ears

Killing you there.....dead

[Sepra]

Edog is back now&#33;

Sepra is jumping for joy

Let&#39;s frag together :w00t:

[Sirc]

Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Aug 1 2003, 12:15 PM
simple rules, 17 syllables, 3 lines, 5, 7, 5 syllables
:oooo: :P

[Sepra]

Originally posted by Sirc+Aug 2 2003, 10:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirc @ Aug 2 2003, 10:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--JIMINATOR@Aug 1 2003, 12:15 PM
simple rules, 17 syllables, 3 lines, 5, 7, 5 syllables
:oooo: :P [/b][/quote]
:WTF: All of mine have followed by the rules :WTF:

[Sirc]

Originally posted by Sepra@Aug 2 2003, 10:08 PM
Sweet sound of shotguns

Booming in my ears

Killing you there.....dead
Not this one. :P

But I&#39;m am enjoying them though. Nice work Sepra&#33; :thumbs:

[Sepra]

Originally posted by Sirc+Aug 2 2003, 10:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirc @ Aug 2 2003, 10:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Sepra@Aug 2 2003, 10:08 PM
Sweet sound of shotguns

Booming in my ears

Killing you there.....dead
Not this one. :P

But I&#39;m am enjoying them though. Nice work Sepra&#33; :thumbs: [/b][/quote]
:bandhead: OMG you&#39;re right&#33;&#33;&#33; :bandhead:


THE SHAME&#33; THE EMBARASSMENT&#33;&#33;

[Sepra]

Originally posted by Sirc+Aug 2 2003, 10:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirc @ Aug 2 2003, 10:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Sepra@Aug 2 2003, 10:08 PM
Sweet sound of shotguns

Booming in my ears

Killing you there.....dead
Not this one. :P

But I&#39;m am enjoying them though. Nice work Sepra&#33; :thumbs: [/b][/quote]
Sweet sound of shotguns

Booming, forcefull in my ears

Killing you there....dead



:rolleyes: Better now :rolleyes: