Alone

[Phoenix]

Bah, my parents or on vacation for 6 days so I got the house to myself.......I am so freaking bored. What do you guys do when you are struck with the disease known as boredom?

[SIFI]

throw a big party and see who can jump the farthest of your roof :P

[Grimmy]

Originally posted by SIFI@Aug 3 2003, 02:04 PM
throw a big party and see who can jump the farthest of your roof :P
:rofl:

[Dick Steel]

invite couple chicks to your house.... i think then you will get some action :cool:

[Dark Reign]

uh do some apples. Gets me off in a good mood when Im bored. :hmmm:

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

Originally posted by Dark Reign@Aug 3 2003, 03:25 PM
uh do some apples. Gets me off in a good mood when Im bored. :hmmm:
:WTF: :loser: :P

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by Dark Reign@Aug 3 2003, 07:25 PM
uh do some apples. Gets me off in a good mood when Im bored. :hmmm:
do some apples........wtf?

[Slice]

Run around the house naked.

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

Originally posted by Dark Reign@Aug 3 2003, 03:25 PM
uh do some apples. Gets me off in a good mood when Im bored. :hmmm:
Must be code for playing with your nuts.

[OUTLAWS Spike]

Originally posted by OUTLAWS The Machine+Aug 3 2003, 01:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (OUTLAWS The Machine @ Aug 3 2003, 01:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Dark Reign@Aug 3 2003, 03:25 PM
uh do some apples. Gets me off in a good mood when Im bored.&nbsp; :hmmm:
Must be code for playing with your nuts. [/b][/quote]
:rofl:

[EdoG]

:rofl: :jammin:

[Dangerous Dan]

phone up some friends and see if they want to do somethin, chances are they ar ejust as bored as you :)

[Nick]

Bong party &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :devil:

[SIFI]

Originally posted by Dark Reign@Aug 3 2003, 03:25 PM
uh do some apples. Gets me off in a good mood when Im bored. :hmmm:
i think he waches alittle too much american pie :cool:

[OUTLAWS BIOHAZARD]

I know&#33;... get yourself some gasmasks , forkes and a cat and meet me on the top of Mount Everest. j/k Oh and don&#39;t forget to bring some pr0n&#33; :wootrock:

Thanks alot&#33;
BIOHAZARD

[NightBreed]

Get married and have a few kids... the word boredom ceases to exist in your vocabulary &#33;&#33; :P

[MR. SLiK]

MAKE A FORT WITH PILLOWS

[Crism]

Originally posted by MR. SLiK@Aug 3 2003, 05:49 PM
MAKE A FORT WITH PILLOWS
:rofl: it&#39;s always fun...

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by MR. SLiK@Aug 3 2003, 09:49 PM
MAKE A FORT WITH PILLOWS
And then poop in it&#33;

[Phoenix]

With all my new found time, I will write songs. My first one will be about masterbation.......

[OUTLAWS Spike]

Fire up a J get high and jump off the roof and slowly float to the ground like a feather&#33;&#33; :P

[SIFI]

yes, the key is to wear a baggy shirt and flap your arms really fast :P

[OUTLAWS Spike]

Originally posted by SIFI@Aug 3 2003, 05:58 PM
yes, the key is to wear a baggy shirt and flap your arms really fast :P
:rofl:

[Snip3r]

Seriously though, I would invite a girl over my house then watch some movies and then well you have like 3 beds in ur house so u get the point. Also a nice Leather couch with the AC on and a nice romantic movie playing would be good.

[Ra\/en]

invite your friends over.

[OUTLAWS BIOHAZARD]

Originally posted by Snip3r@Aug 3 2003, 06:56 PM
Seriously though, I would invite a girl over my house then watch some movies and then well you have like 3 beds in ur house so u get the point. Also a nice Leather couch with the AC on and a nice romantic movie playing would be good.
Good idea&#33; Perfect date though would be go get a girl to come over and chill ask her if she wants something to drink and if she says yes get her something while you do that run really fast to the store and buy some motor oil then get yourself some squid and two old men about age (78) then take them home with squids on their heads and watch the cooking channel togeater and BANG&#33; the next thing you know shes all over you. Dude seriously you should try this. Although kids under age 10 do not do this at home. "Warning" Squids may be dangerious and can cause raging violent STD&#39;s beware...beware. Anyways enough of that I&#39;m sure by the time it takes you to read this your bordom will be cured.

Thanks alot&#33;
BIOHAZARD

[SIFI]

Originally posted by BIOHAZARD+Aug 3 2003, 09:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BIOHAZARD @ Aug 3 2003, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Snip3r@Aug 3 2003, 06:56 PM
Seriously though, I would invite a girl over my house then watch some movies and then well you have like 3 beds in ur house so u get the point. Also a nice Leather couch with the AC on and a nice romantic movie playing would be good.
Good idea&#33; Perfect date though would be go get a girl to come over and chill ask her if she wants something to drink and if she says yes get her something while you do that run really fast to the store and buy some motor oil then get yourself some squid and two old men about age (78) then take them home with squids on their heads and watch the cooking channel togeater and BANG&#33; the next thing you know shes all over you. Dude seriously you should try this. Although kids under age 10 do not do this at home. "Warning" Squids may be dangerious and can cause raging violent STD&#39;s beware...beware. Anyways enough of that I&#39;m sure by the time it takes you to read this your bordom will be cured.

Thanks alot&#33;
BIOHAZARD [/b][/quote]
:blink:

[Sirc]

Originally posted by BIOHAZARD+Aug 3 2003, 09:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BIOHAZARD @ Aug 3 2003, 09:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Snip3r@Aug 3 2003, 06:56 PM
Seriously though, I would invite a girl over my house then watch some movies and then well you have like 3 beds in ur house so u get the point. Also a nice Leather couch with the AC on and a nice romantic movie playing would be good.
Good idea&#33; Perfect date though would be go get a girl to come over and chill ask her if she wants something to drink and if she says yes get her something while you do that run really fast to the store and buy some motor oil then get yourself some squid and two old men about age (78) then take them home with squids on their heads and watch the cooking channel togeater and BANG&#33; the next thing you know shes all over you. Dude seriously you should try this. Although kids under age 10 do not do this at home. "Warning" Squids may be dangerious and can cause raging violent STD&#39;s beware...beware. Anyways enough of that I&#39;m sure by the time it takes you to read this your bordom will be cured.

Thanks alot&#33;
BIOHAZARD [/b][/quote]
Note to self: Don&#39;t ever go to one of Bio&#39;s parties. :blink: :P

[OUTLAWS BIOHAZARD]

I just love squid they are so tasty&#33;&#33;&#33; :w00t:

[OUTLAWS The Machine]

:w00t: :rofl:

[OUTLAWS BIOHAZARD]

Oh and the seconed best date get yourself some radioactive dolphin safe tuna cans a couple of hoverounds aka (old people motorized vehicles) and a painting of some guy blowing his nose. First take the radioactive dolphin safe tuna cans and tape them all around yourself. Then get in a hoveround and attempt to throw yourself through the painting although if unsuscessful you will need a diaper some corn oil and a metal safe. If you fail to throw yourself though the painting you will need to wear the diaper in case of leakage. Then you will need to take the corn oil and bath yourself with it, make sure its in the little plastic bottle I just love to squeeze them. Then take the metal safe and pick it up with your feet. If you suscessfully complete all these tasks simply walk to your local drug store and ask out the first chick you see. She will absolutly fall for you expecially if you have the nice shiney radioactive dolphin safe tuna cans. I&#39;m telling you it works like a charm, and it never fails.

Thanks alot&#33;
BIOHAZARD

[NightBreed]

:hmmm: :oooo:

[EXEcution]

Originally posted by BIOHAZARD@Aug 3 2003, 10:40 PM
Oh and the seconed best date get yourself some radioactive dolphin safe tuna cans a couple of hoverounds aka (old people motorized vehicles) and a painting of some guy blowing his nose. First take the radioactive dolphin safe tuna cans and tape them all around yourself. Then get in a hoveround and attempt to throw yourself through the painting although if unsuscessful you will need a diaper some corn oil and a metal safe. If you fail to throw yourself though the painting you will need to wear the diaper in case of leakage. Then you will need to take the corn oil and bath yourself with it, make sure its in the little plastic bottle I just love to squeeze them. Then take the metal safe and pick it up with your feet. If you suscessfully complete all these tasks simply walk to your local drug store and ask out the first chick you see. She will absolutly fall for you expecially if you have the nice shiney radioactive dolphin safe tuna cans. I&#39;m telling you it works like a charm, and it never fails.

Thanks alot&#33;
BIOHAZARD
:thumbs: Got my vote&#33;

[MR. SLiK]

Originally posted by Snip3r@Aug 3 2003, 04:56 PM
Seriously though, I would invite a girl over my house then watch some movies and then well you have like 3 beds in ur house so u get the point. Also a nice Leather couch with the AC on and a nice romantic movie playing would be good.
another tip from snip3r, take a hot bubble bath and turn on some Kenny G. and then burn some insense (sp)

[OUTLAWS BIOHAZARD]

Kenny "G" Blows Horns&#33;&#33;&#33; j/k :rofl:

[Slice]

Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Aug 3 2003, 11:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Aug 3 2003, 11:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Snip3r@Aug 3 2003, 04:56 PM
Seriously though, I would invite a girl over my house then watch some movies and then well you have like 3 beds in ur house so u get the point. Also a nice Leather couch with the AC on and a nice romantic movie playing would be good.
another tip from snip3r, take a hot bubble bath and turn on some Kenny G. and then burn some insense (sp) [/b][/quote]
Slik, have you been watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy again? Silly boy. :lol:

[MR. SLiK]

Originally posted by Slice+Aug 3 2003, 08:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Slice @ Aug 3 2003, 08:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -MR. SLiK@Aug 3 2003, 11:41 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Snip3r@Aug 3 2003, 04:56 PM
Seriously though, I would invite a girl over my house then watch some movies and then well you have like 3 beds in ur house so u get the point. Also a nice Leather couch with the AC on and a nice romantic movie playing would be good.
another tip from snip3r, take a hot bubble bath and turn on some Kenny G. and then burn some insense (sp)
Slik, have you been watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy again? Silly boy. :lol: [/b][/quote]
that actually came from Friends. when snip3r said a leather couch with ac on and a romantic movie playing sounds like he meant by himself.

[BOSTON SHOCKER]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Aug 3 2003, 10:39 PM
With all my new found time, I will write songs. My first one will be about masterbation.......
well you know what they say.......... write what you know&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Slice]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Aug 3 2003, 06:39 PM
With all my new found time, I will write songs. My first one will be about masterbation.......
Send me a copy, it will be my new tune I can sing in the shower. :oooo:

[MR. SLiK]

Originally posted by Slice+Aug 3 2003, 09:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Slice @ Aug 3 2003, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Aug 3 2003, 06:39 PM
With all my new found time, I will write songs.&nbsp; My first one will be about masterbation.......
Send me a copy, it will be my new tune I can sing in the shower. :oooo: [/b][/quote]
you mean bath

[ME BIGGD01]

let me get this right

your parents are away and won&#39;t be back for 6 days right?


day 1---prepare largest party that your friends have never seen before.
day 2---throw the largest party that your friends have never seen before.
day 3---clean up the house for the next party on day4
day 4---party
day 5---at this point when you wake up there has to be some hung over girls that slept over. nows your chance tiger :thumbs: wear a bag&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
day6----your parents come home and see there house trashed and beat the sheet out of you. but you wont care because your not a vigin anymore any will say it was well worth it. also you will be the most popular kid in the time school starts because of the party you threw.

(i take no responsibilty for the corrupt advice or dangers my advice may cause or have caused) :thumbs:

[Slice]

Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Aug 4 2003, 01:29 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Aug 4 2003, 01:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Slice@Aug 3 2003, 09:23 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Aug 3 2003, 06:39 PM
With all my new found time, I will write songs.* My first one will be about masterbation.......
Send me a copy, it will be my new tune I can sing in the shower. :oooo:
you mean bath [/b][/quote]
I can&#39;t remember the last time I took a bath. Must have been like 12 years ago. I do have a hot tub though which I use. :)

[MR. SLiK]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Aug 3 2003, 10:59 AM
Bah, my parents or on vacation for 6 days so I got the house to myself.......I am so freaking bored.&nbsp; What do you guys do when you are struck with the disease known as boredom?
do not take a shower or anything and see the results (for the 6 whole days)

[MR. SLiK]

Originally posted by Slice+Aug 3 2003, 09:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Slice @ Aug 3 2003, 09:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -MR. SLiK@Aug 4 2003, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by -Slice@Aug 3 2003, 09:23 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Aug 3 2003, 06:39 PM
With all my new found time, I will write songs.* My first one will be about masterbation.......
Send me a copy, it will be my new tune I can sing in the shower. :oooo:
you mean bath
I can&#39;t remember the last time I took a bath. Must have been like 12 years ago. I do have a hot tub though which I use. :) [/b][/quote]
all you need are some hot wheels cars and ninja turtle action figures. And maybe some legos.

[Slice]

Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Aug 4 2003, 01:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Aug 4 2003, 01:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Slice@Aug 3 2003, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by -MR. SLiK@Aug 4 2003, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by -Slice@Aug 3 2003, 09:23 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Aug 3 2003, 06:39 PM
With all my new found time, I will write songs.* My first one will be about masterbation.......
Send me a copy, it will be my new tune I can sing in the shower. :oooo:
you mean bath
I can&#39;t remember the last time I took a bath. Must have been like 12 years ago. I do have a hot tub though which I use. :)
all you need are some hot wheels cars and ninja turtle action figures. And maybe some legos. [/b][/quote]
I didn&#39;t think you were that young.

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by ME BIGGD01@Aug 4 2003, 05:33 AM
let me get this right

your parents are away and won&#39;t be back for 6 days right?


day 1---prepare largest party that your friends have never seen before.
day 2---throw the largest party that your friends have never seen before.
day 3---clean up the house for the next party on day4
day 4---party
day 5---at this point when you wake up there has to be some hung over girls that slept over. nows your chance tiger :thumbs: wear a bag&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
day6----your parents come home and see there house trashed and beat the sheet out of you. but you wont care because your not a vigin anymore any will say it was well worth it. also you will be the most popular kid in the time school starts because of the party you threw.

(i take no responsibilty for the corrupt advice or dangers my advice may cause or have caused) :thumbs:
:lol:

I like your plan&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

[Ra\/en]

haha biggds plan is pretty amazing.

[OUTLAWS BIOHAZARD]

Hey MEBIGGD01 you forgot the squid. Where is the squid :bawling: I love to squeeze them... yep yep I do. :P

[Gun Element]

All these sound great, now I wish my parents would leave :P



Maybe you could look for some "stuff" in your parents bedroom and see what they had in store that youd never imagine. :oooo:

[MR. SLiK]

Originally posted by Slice+Aug 3 2003, 09:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Slice @ Aug 3 2003, 09:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -MR. SLiK@Aug 4 2003, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by -Slice@Aug 3 2003, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by -MR. SLiK@Aug 4 2003, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by -Slice@Aug 3 2003, 09:23 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Aug 3 2003, 06:39 PM
With all my new found time, I will write songs.* My first one will be about masterbation.......
Send me a copy, it will be my new tune I can sing in the shower. :oooo:
you mean bath
I can&#39;t remember the last time I took a bath. Must have been like 12 years ago. I do have a hot tub though which I use. :)
all you need are some hot wheels cars and ninja turtle action figures. And maybe some legos.
I didn&#39;t think you were that young. [/b][/quote]
oh im not. just from experience.

[Sexyjess]

just relax :drink: ;)

[Casanova]

Play some Sam... :online2long: :online2long: :online2long: :P

[Casanova]

Or check Dick&#39;s avatar... :P There&#39;s something to do for a while... :thumbs: :jammin:

[EXEcution]

U can never have too much of either one&#33;&#33;

[Casanova]

:lol:

[Morpheus]

Originally posted by Sirc+Aug 3 2003, 10:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirc @ Aug 3 2003, 10:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -BIOHAZARD@Aug 3 2003, 09:30 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Snip3r@Aug 3 2003, 06:56 PM
Seriously though, I would invite a girl over my house then watch some movies and then well you have like 3 beds in ur house so u get the point. Also a nice Leather couch with the AC on and a nice romantic movie playing would be good.
Good idea&#33; Perfect date though would be go get a girl to come over and chill ask her if she wants something to drink and if she says yes get her something while you do that run really fast to the store and buy some motor oil then get yourself some squid and two old men about age (78) then take them home with squids on their heads and watch the cooking channel togeater and BANG&#33; the next thing you know shes all over you. Dude seriously you should try this. Although kids under age 10 do not do this at home. "Warning" Squids may be dangerious and can cause raging violent STD&#39;s beware...beware. Anyways enough of that I&#39;m sure by the time it takes you to read this your bordom will be cured.

Thanks alot&#33;
BIOHAZARD
Note to self: Don&#39;t ever go to one of Bio&#39;s parties. :blink: :P [/b][/quote]
:rofl: Note to SIRC: Don&#39;t ever let SIFI go to one of Bio&#39;s parties. :blink: :P

[SIFI]

Originally posted by Morpheus+Aug 5 2003, 01:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Morpheus @ Aug 5 2003, 01:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Sirc@Aug 3 2003, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by -BIOHAZARD@Aug 3 2003, 09:30 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Snip3r@Aug 3 2003, 06:56 PM
Seriously though, I would invite a girl over my house then watch some movies and then well you have like 3 beds in ur house so u get the point. Also a nice Leather couch with the AC on and a nice romantic movie playing would be good.
Good idea&#33; Perfect date though would be go get a girl to come over and chill ask her if she wants something to drink and if she says yes get her something while you do that run really fast to the store and buy some motor oil then get yourself some squid and two old men about age (78) then take them home with squids on their heads and watch the cooking channel togeater and BANG&#33; the next thing you know shes all over you. Dude seriously you should try this. Although kids under age 10 do not do this at home. "Warning" Squids may be dangerious and can cause raging violent STD&#39;s beware...beware. Anyways enough of that I&#39;m sure by the time it takes you to read this your bordom will be cured.

Thanks alot&#33;
BIOHAZARD
Note to self: Don&#39;t ever go to one of Bio&#39;s parties. :blink: :P
:rofl: Note to SIRC: Don&#39;t ever let SIFI go to one of Bio&#39;s parties. :blink: :P [/b][/quote]
hey comeon now, :P

im older than you by a couple of months anyhow ;)

[OUTLAWS BIOHAZARD]

Hey dudes my parties are great don&#39;t worry all the hot chicks come and we have a good time. I was just saying that stuff about squid and old people for a laugh... i think j/k :rofl:

[Phoenix]

Your a sick person Bio.........sick sick sick........

[Scorch]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Aug 5 2003, 08:45 PM
Your a sick person Bio.........sick sick sick........
:hmmm: :drink: :hmmm: :blink:

[OUTLAWS BIOHAZARD]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Aug 5 2003, 02:45 PM
Your a sick person Bio.........sick sick sick........
Well atleast I don&#39;t wear marshmellows instead of underwear... oops nevermind I do&#33; j/k :rofl:

[Casanova]

:rofl:

[Slice]

Originally posted by Phoenix@Aug 5 2003, 04:45 PM
Your a sick person Bio.........sick sick sick........
I don&#39;t know you are right up there with him. :baby:

[Casanova]

Originally posted by Slice+Aug 6 2003, 02:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Slice @ Aug 6 2003, 02:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Phoenix@Aug 5 2003, 04:45 PM
Your a sick person Bio.........sick sick sick........
I don&#39;t know you are right up there with him. :baby: [/b][/quote]
:rofl: