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Juan A.T.
10-17-2002, 06:02 PM
Squirrel
Jiffy baking mix
Salt
Pepper
Celery seeds or celery salt
Butter
Vegetable oil
Cream (light cream is OK; milk is not)

Dress squirrels and cut into five pieces: two front quarters (remove brownish-yellow glands under arms), two hind quarters, one saddle from behind the ribcage to where the hind legs join. It helps to remove membrane atop hindquarters, but is not truly necessary. Discard ribcage and all flank meat, it just ain't worth it.

In large Ziplock, mix Jiffy, salt, pepper, and your celery source. Salt and pepper can be adjusted at the table, so don't worry too much about quantities of spices... just pretend you're frying chicken or fish.

Throughly wash squirrel pieces and pat dry. Toss into Ziplock, six to ten pieces at a time. Twist ziplock top like a balloon, with plenty of air inside. Shake like the dickens to thoroughly coat meat.

In large non-stick or cast iron skillet, heat 50% butter 50% oil over medium-high heat, enough to where once squirrel is added it'll be half as high as the meat. Do not allow butter to brown.

Lightly brown squirrel pieces on both sides; do not overload skillet. You're not cooking the meat yet, so just lightly brown both sides.

HERE'S THE SECRET: Once browned, TIGHTLY COVER THE SKILLET AND REDUCE THE HEAT TO DANGED-NEAR NOTHING.

20-25 minutes later, remove cover and turn squirrel pieces. RESIST the temptation to "check on 'em" because you need that steam. Once turned, cover again and continue cooking on very low heat for another 15-20 minutes.

Then, uncover skillet. Raise flame to medium-high to crisp pieces, turning them as required. When they look right, take 'em out and drain on paper towels or paper grocery bags.

Quickly ladle out all but a few tablespoons of oil misture, reducing heat a little if required. It's time to make the gravy. Toss in some of the leftover Jiffy coating (you'll get the most incredible superb results if you do this with a flour sifter, but a spoon is ok too.)

Stir as the flour cooks. DO NOT allow it to BROWN! When the time is right, slowly pour in cream, stirring CONSTANTLY. Allow it to come to a very low boil (breaking bubbles) for a short time, then reduce heat... you're still stirring constantly, and be sure to get them tasty pan tidbits up off of the bottom and into the gravy. Simmer for a little while.

Gravy making is an art, not a science, so you just gotta do it. Most folks err by putting in too much flour or by leaving too much oil in the pan. You can always add more cream if it gets too thick, but you usually should not add more flour if it seems too runny... you can simmer longer to reduce instead, and added flour doesn't really cook.

When the gravy is done, it's time to eat. I believe that with squirrel, the gravy should never be poured over the meat by the server. Each eater should get a small dish of gravy, and that damm-fine squirrel should be dipped as needed.

Mr Clean
10-17-2002, 06:31 PM
lol I was gonna post something, but I think you said it all Term.....

Juan A.T.
10-17-2002, 07:41 PM
If you've ever wondered why squirrel can run up a tree faster than it can run in front of your car, you need to try this recipe...Then you'll know... :wink:

Juan A.T.
10-17-2002, 08:46 PM
29 views and 3 replies?
Nobody like squirrel?

Slice
10-17-2002, 09:03 PM
Man I would try it, but we don't have squirels here. :P

OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
10-17-2002, 09:11 PM
[quote:4b54d4a808="Juan A.T."]29 views and 3 replies?
Nobody like squirrel?[/quote:4b54d4a808]

I like my critters dressed and cut up when I buy them...ask Machine. I don't even like to buy whole chickens. I prefer to buy those nice skinless, boneless chicken breast. And pork and beef...I'll take those wrapped in a nice little package all ready for the grill or pan as well. :wink:

OUTLAWS The Machine
10-17-2002, 09:13 PM
I've had squirrel before and it is quite good. I do not hunt anymore though. :cry:

I like beaver now. LOL

OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
10-17-2002, 09:19 PM
[quote:52a2e4a311="OUTLAWS The Machine"]
I like beaver now. LOL[/quote:52a2e4a311]

Let me clarify what Machine is saying...He likes Dixie's beaver now! Isn't that right, Machine? :twisted:

OUTLAWS The Machine
10-17-2002, 09:20 PM
[quote:94609335c1="OUTLAWS Dixie Chick"][quote:94609335c1="OUTLAWS The Machine"]
I like beaver now. LOL[/quote:94609335c1]

Let me clarify what Machine is saying...He likes Dixie's beaver now! Isn't that right, Machine? :twisted:[/quote:94609335c1]

That is correct! Only the best for Machine! :wink:

Sauron
10-17-2002, 09:23 PM
oh now we know the secret why machine is such a badass fragger in every game :)

Norcon
10-17-2002, 09:53 PM
hmm.... ill just keep being bad and not have to eat beaver :D

Mr Clean
10-18-2002, 04:35 PM
Is that a blond beav....forget it, I'm not gonna post this......

OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
10-18-2002, 04:39 PM
[quote:161c578111="Mr Clean"]Is that a blond beav....forget it, I'm not gonna post this......[/quote:161c578111]

Lets just say the carpet matches the drapes. :wink:

Grimmy
10-18-2002, 06:19 PM
yuk e, ak a pa to e

I don't eat squirel, nor fish. I am picky eater!

Mr Clean
10-18-2002, 07:54 PM
[quote:5f192747d0]Lets just say the carpet matches the drapes. [/quote:5f192747d0]

You mean you dye both your.....nevermind, I ain't gonna post this.... :D

Mr Clean
10-18-2002, 07:57 PM
[quote:9730a4b8a4]I don't eat squirel, nor fish. I am picky eater[/quote:9730a4b8a4]

What about crabs?.... :roll:

Grimmy
10-18-2002, 11:46 PM
ewwwwwww gross, I don't think so. Nothing that comes out of the sea!

Excuse me while I barf!

death maker
10-19-2002, 03:25 AM
hmm when i turn into a red neack ill give it a try but till them ill stick to chicken....

OUTLAWS Dixie Chick
10-19-2002, 03:43 AM
[quote:a421c2a26e="Mr Clean"][quote:a421c2a26e]Lets just say the carpet matches the drapes. [/quote:a421c2a26e]

You mean you dye both your.....nevermind, I ain't gonna post this.... :D[/quote:a421c2a26e]

:rofl: Ummm...no...just Machine's pubes. :rolf:

OPTIMOOSE
10-19-2002, 03:46 AM
Did someone mention beaver???


Joe

Slice
10-19-2002, 04:20 AM
Chunk, that Truffle Shuffle is scaring me. :P Go get a Baby Ruth or something. But, leave One eyed Willy's gold alone. 8)

Grimmy
10-19-2002, 04:31 AM
:rolf: Can't you do that Slice?