OUTLAWS Spike
08-07-2003, 12:14 AM
Four pilots were flying a long flight and the conversation led to, what is the fastest thing in the world? The first pilot said It must be the Concorde Jet you can get from New York to London in 3 hours, whats faster than that. The second pilot said I know whats faster, light, there is nothing faster than the speed of light. The third pilot said I know whats even faster, the human thought process, nothing can possibly be faster that that. The last pilot said I know whats faster than all that stuff, the human sphincter muscle! All the pilots looked at him and asked what the hell he was talking about, he said One time when I was flying a Concorde jet, lightning struck, and before I could even think about it I sh1t my pants.