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Thundarr
08-14-2003, 06:57 PM
Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss. (Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!)

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy
disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the
index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network
is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel
to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the
hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your
icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go
out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash
the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the
computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?

OUTLAWS Ada
08-14-2003, 07:33 PM
:rofl:
Sums it all up! :thumbs:

OUTLAWS Jag
08-14-2003, 07:35 PM
:rofl:

Pure_Evil
08-14-2003, 07:37 PM
:drink: :thumbs: :wave:

:rofl: :rofl:

Yellow[GummiBear]
08-14-2003, 07:42 PM
:lol: :rofl: :rofl: hahahah that's great!!!! :thumbs: :drink: :wootrock: :jammin:

EXEcution
08-15-2003, 02:08 AM
:thumbs: :rofl:

MR. SLiK
08-15-2003, 02:09 AM
i have read that Dr. Seuss was actually not the one to come up this, yet it is still interesting..

Sepra
08-15-2003, 01:29 PM
:lol: :rofl: good one Thundarr

Thundarr
08-15-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by MR. SLiK@Aug 14 2003, 10:09 PM
i have read that Dr. Seuss was actually not the one to come up this, yet it is still interesting..
I would imagine he didn't since he's dead... :P I should have clarified, "Dr. Suess might've said..." :angel:

Death Engineer
08-15-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by MR. SLiK@Aug 15 2003, 06:09 AM
i have read that Dr. Seuss was actually not the one to come up this, yet it is still interesting..
Ya think?? :P

Gun Element
08-15-2003, 03:49 PM
Thats good. :thumbs:

SoulReaver
08-15-2003, 03:49 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :thumbs:

MR. SLiK
08-15-2003, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Death Engineer+Aug 15 2003, 07:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Death Engineer @ Aug 15 2003, 07:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--MR. SLiK@Aug 15 2003, 06:09 AM
i have read that Dr. Seuss was actually not the one to come up this, yet it is still interesting..
Ya think?? :P [/b][/quote]
i dont think, i know.

JIMINATOR
08-15-2003, 05:13 PM
you just think you know... :P

JIMINATOR
08-15-2003, 05:13 PM
i think.... :hmmm:

Thundarr
08-18-2003, 03:57 AM
Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Aug 15 2003, 12:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Aug 15 2003, 12:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Death Engineer@Aug 15 2003, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--MR. SLiK@Aug 15 2003, 06:09 AM
i have read that Dr. Seuss was actually not the one to come up this, yet it is still interesting..
Ya think?? :P
i dont think, i know. [/b][/quote]
I don&#39;t think you know either... :P

MR. SLiK
08-18-2003, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by Thundarr+Aug 17 2003, 07:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Thundarr @ Aug 17 2003, 07:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -MR. SLiK@Aug 15 2003, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by -Death Engineer@Aug 15 2003, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--MR. SLiK@Aug 15 2003, 06:09 AM
i have read that Dr. Seuss was actually not the one to come up this, yet it is still interesting..
Ya think?? :P
i dont think, i know.
I don&#39;t think you know either... :P [/b][/quote]
comma = pause, watson.

Black Rose
08-18-2003, 09:18 AM
:lol: good post thundarr :jammin:

Thundarr
08-18-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by MR. SLiK+Aug 18 2003, 02:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MR. SLiK @ Aug 18 2003, 02:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Aug 17 2003, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by -MR. SLiK@Aug 15 2003, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by -Death Engineer@Aug 15 2003, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--MR. SLiK@Aug 15 2003, 06:09 AM
i have read that Dr. Seuss was actually not the one to come up this, yet it is still interesting..
Ya think?? :P
i dont think, i know.
I don&#39;t think you know either... :P
comma = pause, watson. [/b][/quote]
I don&#39;t think, you know either... :P :rolleyes:

C2H5OH Guy
08-18-2003, 10:03 PM
:lol: