OUTLAWS CHICO
08-20-2003, 03:36 AM
Divorced Barbie!
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.
"How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop
assistant.
In a condescending manner she responds, "Which Barbie?
We have ...
- Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95
- Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95
- Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95
- Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95
- Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95
- and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the assistant states, "DivorcedBarbiecomeswith Ken's house, Ken'scar,Ken'sboat,Ken'sfurniture..."
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.
"How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop
assistant.
In a condescending manner she responds, "Which Barbie?
We have ...
- Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95
- Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95
- Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95
- Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95
- Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95
- and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the assistant states, "DivorcedBarbiecomeswith Ken's house, Ken'scar,Ken'sboat,Ken'sfurniture..."