OUTLAWS CHICO
08-21-2003, 02:15 AM
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Screaming in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he
could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and
my fiance is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor told him, "Your testicles are fine, but I'll have to put
your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should
be okay by next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a
neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together, an impressive
work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her and goes on
their honeymoon. That night in the hotel room she rips open her
blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time
he saw them. She said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched
these breasts." Next she takes off her panties and says, "You're the
first, no one has ever touched me here."
Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and
replies . . . . . . .
Look at this, it's still in the CRATE."
crotch. Screaming in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he
could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and
my fiance is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor told him, "Your testicles are fine, but I'll have to put
your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should
be okay by next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a
neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together, an impressive
work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her and goes on
their honeymoon. That night in the hotel room she rips open her
blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time
he saw them. She said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched
these breasts." Next she takes off her panties and says, "You're the
first, no one has ever touched me here."
Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and
replies . . . . . . .
Look at this, it's still in the CRATE."