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Thundarr
09-03-2003, 03:56 AM
He said, I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it.
She said, you wear pants don't you?

He said, what have you been doing with all the grocery
money I give you?
She said, turn sideways & look in the mirror!


On a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me everywhere.
Written just below it said, 'I do not."

Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was easy.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What is the difference between men & government bonds?
The bonds mature.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened!

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the fridge.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God
says: So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

EXEcution
09-03-2003, 04:00 AM
:lol:
Silly Thundarr!

Dan2
09-03-2003, 04:09 AM
:lol:

JIMINATOR
09-03-2003, 04:12 AM
lol :jammin: :jammin:

Drunken Warrior
09-03-2003, 07:01 AM
:lol: Good ones :thumbs: :jammin:

OUTLAWS Ada
09-03-2003, 07:18 AM
So true! :oooo:

Black Rose
09-03-2003, 07:19 AM
:lol: :w00t: :rofl: oh I love it :P Thanks Thundarr :drink:

ME BIGGD01
09-03-2003, 07:40 AM
:hmmm:

solid snake295
09-03-2003, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Thundarr@Sep 2 2003, 11:56 PM
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.


YAAAAA!!! BEER!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :drink: :rofl: :thumbs: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

Sepra
09-03-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Thundarr@Sep 2 2003, 11:56 PM

  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
  We don't know; it has never happened!


:bandhead: Why is that guys??? :devil: ACK! That drives me bonkers!


Good ones Thundarr :wootrock:

Nick
09-03-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 3 2003, 12:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 3 2003, 12:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Thundarr@Sep 2 2003, 11:56 PM

* How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
* We don&#39;t know; it has never happened&#33;


:bandhead: Why is that guys??? :devil: ACK&#33; That drives me bonkers&#33;


Good ones Thundarr :wootrock: [/b][/quote]
:unsure: there&#39;s usually a box of kleenex around.. :devil:

Fantum309
09-03-2003, 01:05 PM
Who&#39;s dumb&#33;?&#33; :bandhead:

solid snake295
09-03-2003, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 3 2003, 08:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 3 2003, 08:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Thundarr@Sep 2 2003, 11:56 PM

* How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
* We don&#39;t know; it has never happened&#33;


:bandhead: Why is that guys??? :devil: ACK&#33; That drives me bonkers&#33;


Good ones Thundarr :wootrock: [/b][/quote]
you have to store extra rolls in reaching range of the toilet&#33; :rofl: :thumbs:
it really works&#33; i change it all the time&#33; :lol:

Sepra
09-03-2003, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by solid snake295@Sep 3 2003, 04:13 PM
i change it all the time&#33; :lol:
You will make a woman very happy someday :angel:

UncleSam
09-03-2003, 09:33 PM
:lol: Very good