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Crism
09-03-2003, 10:14 PM
so...what lines to you guys use that work (how did you get your wife/girlfriend) and girls, what do you like to hear?

EXEcution
09-03-2003, 10:15 PM
"Are you a dude?"

Slice
09-03-2003, 10:16 PM
Pick up lines don't work. If you actually manage to pick up a chick with a line then you probably don't want her.

EXEcution
09-03-2003, 10:17 PM
Just talk to them like a normal person!

EXEcution
09-03-2003, 10:19 PM
Here's a typical scenario
Me- "Hi, my name is XtremeGamer!'
Girl- "Ummm....... (empty hallway)I think i hear my friends calling me"
:thumbs:

V98ci
09-04-2003, 02:06 AM
"Hi" always worked for me. :thumbs:

JIMINATOR
09-04-2003, 02:41 AM
if you are a big guy that can kick ass, a good one to use in jail is "Bend over!" :P

Dan2
09-04-2003, 03:45 AM
How do you like your eggs? :P

Sirc
09-04-2003, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by XtremeGamer@Sep 3 2003, 06:15 PM
"Are you a dude?"
:lol: I don't know why that struck me as so funny, but it did. :rofl:

Sirc
09-04-2003, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by V98ci@Sep 3 2003, 10:06 PM
"Hi" always worked for me. :thumbs:
Exactly. Don't use pickup lines. Be yourself and be honest. :thumbs:

Pure_Evil
09-04-2003, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by Sirc+Sep 4 2003, 12:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirc @ Sep 4 2003, 12:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--V98ci@Sep 3 2003, 10:06 PM
"Hi" always worked for me. :thumbs:
Exactly. Don&#39;t use pickup lines. Be yourself and be honest. :thumbs: [/b][/quote]
Unless she&#39;s drunk :devil: then it wont matter what you say, just start and end with a smile and a occasional laugh. :drink:

Rivers
09-04-2003, 05:58 AM
Whatever you do don&#39;t tell them that you&#39;re love for them is like diarrhea and you can&#39;t hold it in. I found out that one just grosses them out and gets them to make their big buff jock boyfriends that you had no idea about till he came up to you and told you so, kick your ass in the back of the "W" building after you&#39;re 9 o&#39; clock English Comp II class. So I would suggest you just be yourself and don&#39;t act shy. Girls don&#39;t like shy they like confidence. :thumbs:

ME BIGGD01
09-04-2003, 06:57 AM
"do you like apples?" :devil:

Slice
09-04-2003, 07:05 AM
Well if you got desperate then you could just say, I am rich. :P

Die Hard
09-04-2003, 07:58 AM
"Am I happy to see you or is that a canoe in my pocket."

Has always worked for me :P

PJ'l_Master
09-04-2003, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Sirc+Sep 4 2003, 04:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirc @ Sep 4 2003, 04:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--V98ci@Sep 3 2003, 10:06 PM
"Hi" always worked for me. :thumbs:
Exactly. Don&#39;t use pickup lines. Be yourself and be honest. :thumbs: [/b][/quote]
Neither do I

But that doesnt mean i havent heard any

Example: You know what would look good on you?...ME&#33; :thumbs:
OR: Lets do the math...you plus me minus the clothes divide the legs and lets multiply&#33; :devil:

Haze
09-04-2003, 03:42 PM
I never used a "pick up line"...

I always got "picked up" anyway..... :shifty:


Ps: NO Strider, i aint talking about your russian sailor "friends". :P

Snip3r
09-04-2003, 03:51 PM
Try not to be yourself, you might scare her...

JIMINATOR
09-04-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by OUTLAWS Dan2@Sep 3 2003, 11:45 PM
How do you like your eggs? :P
actually i like this one... i think a woman might also given the right situation...

Sepra
09-04-2003, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by PJ&#39;l_Master@Sep 4 2003, 09:15 AM
Lets do the math...you plus me minus the clothes divide the legs and lets multiply&#33; :devil:
:w00t: :rofl: :rolf1:

Sepra
09-04-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Sep 4 2003, 11:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Sep 4 2003, 11:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--OUTLAWS Dan2@Sep 3 2003, 11:45 PM
How do you like your eggs?* :P
actually i like this one... i think a woman might also given the right situation... [/b][/quote]
You&#39;re right. In the right situation that one wouldn&#39;t be so bad :thumbs:

Ra\/en
09-04-2003, 05:00 PM
so.. your a girl eh??

PJ'l_Master
09-04-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 4 2003, 04:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 4 2003, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--PJ&#39;l_Master@Sep 4 2003, 09:15 AM
Lets do the math...you plus me minus the clothes divide the legs and lets multiply&#33; :devil:
:w00t: :rofl: :rolf1: [/b][/quote]
Thank you but I actually heard that from Bobtheckroach

Nick
09-04-2003, 06:43 PM
:rolleyes: can I ride you home.... :shifty:

EXEcution
09-04-2003, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Haze@Sep 4 2003, 11:42 AM
Ps: NO Strider, i aint talking about your russian sailor "friends". :P
OMG&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: