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Slash
10-24-2002, 01:19 PM
Ok, now it's now Thursday and I am sure tomorrow we still be sitting around where that damn patch is. :?
OUTLAWS DirtGod
10-24-2002, 01:29 PM
Yep i think the ment to save that news for next week or maybe the next or maybe they ment to say this week next year...... :)
SALvation
10-24-2002, 02:12 PM
Someone will owe me $10.
OUTLAWS DirtGod
10-24-2002, 02:17 PM
[quote:44c7752c64="SALvation"]Someone will owe me $10.[/quote:44c7752c64]

?
SALvation
10-24-2002, 02:31 PM
I bet everyone $10 the patch will not come out this week. Pay up biiiiiiitch!
OUTLAWS DirtGod
10-24-2002, 02:58 PM
But thats my wine and dine money for hammer....LOL
Mr Clean
10-24-2002, 05:18 PM
[quote:5421a48afc]But thats my wine and dine money for hammer....LOL[/quote:5421a48afc]

That is DAMN nasty to think about....
Grimmy
10-24-2002, 06:27 PM
[quote:a522b27a95="SALvation"]I bet everyone $10 the patch will not come out this week. Pay up biiiiiiitch![/quote:a522b27a95]

I bet you me SS:SE game :P So if you want it, you can have it. No CD patch rulez!!
FUS1ON
10-24-2002, 11:37 PM
Well it Friday, Exactly one week from their last mentioning anything about the patch details and still no word from Croteam. :twisted:
OUTLAWS WHOCARES
10-24-2002, 11:48 PM
Damn Croats.
Probally lying to us.
FASTway
10-25-2002, 03:52 AM
Whenever Croteam say they are gonna start regular updates and such they dissapper for 3 months.

you suckers never learn....there is no patch and nor will there ever be one.

And you got your damn patch...its called 1.07...HA HA HA.
Dangerous Dan
10-25-2002, 03:57 AM
well, i'm sure the folks at seriously! will be pestering croteam if they dont stay true to their word and have an update like they said :?
FUS1ON
10-25-2002, 03:57 AM
[quote:bf2d0405c0="OUTLAWS SHOGUN"]Well it Friday, Exactly one week from their last mentioning anything about the patch details and still no word from Croteam. :twisted:[/quote:bf2d0405c0]

I'm glad no one has said anything about this not being Friday, It's been a tough day for me. :wink:
Grimmy
10-25-2002, 04:50 AM
Rod probably isn't done playing with himself over it yet. So when you get it, whip all the sticky off it!
Mr Clean
10-25-2002, 05:24 AM
[quote:732b2c4e7e]I'm glad no one has said anything about this not being Friday, It's been a tough day for me[/quote:732b2c4e7e]

Why is that?
Goober
10-25-2002, 12:43 PM
Well Friday has rolled around and no news on the Croteam site.....the files section still has ver 1.07 in it............<sigh>
Oh the inhumanity of it all....
OUTLAWS DirtGod
10-25-2002, 01:52 PM
They live in a different time and space then we do..:)
GothReaper
10-25-2002, 01:57 PM
:-( o well !
Grimmy
10-25-2002, 04:28 PM
Still nothing yet *sigh* Time for UT03 :D
Mr Clean
10-25-2002, 05:49 PM
Did Croteam say they were supposed to release the patch today or is that from some other website?
Grimmy
10-25-2002, 05:55 PM
I don't know where that came from. The way I took it, someone thought it, but I could be wrong. It would be the first time though :mrgreen:
Mr Clean
10-25-2002, 08:08 PM
That's what I was wondering. This whole thing could've been strarted by some spam-happy poster......I mean besides you and me, Grimmy....
Goober
10-25-2002, 08:36 PM
This is copied directly from the www.croteam.com site.

[i:9ffbd8dc8b]Friday update - Serious Sam Xbox is gold! October 18, 2002

Anything else? Network patch?

Well, I know Serious Community is waiting for the network patch. Some more good news here as well. Ummm, no, I'll leave that for the next update coming next week. [/i:9ffbd8dc8b]

I would think that next week is this week or maybe it is now next week because this is this week not next week.........AARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
10-25-2002, 08:40 PM
well this week is over... so i guess they lied.

but look back at the updates, you cannot trust their promises. they said in one of the updates that the next one wouldnt be as long of a time difference . but it was in fact a month longer! :roll:
Dangerous Dan
10-25-2002, 08:59 PM
[quote:7313d01e1d="Goober DOA"]This is copied directly from the www.croteam.com site.

[i:7313d01e1d]Friday update - Serious Sam Xbox is gold! October 18, 2002

Anything else? Network patch?

Well, I know Serious Community is waiting for the network patch. Some more good news here as well. Ummm, no, I'll leave that for the next update coming next week. [/i:7313d01e1d]

I would think that next week is this week or maybe it is now next week because this is this week not next week.........AARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!![/quote:7313d01e1d]

maybe a week is different in croation time :lol:
OUTLAWS WHOCARES
10-25-2002, 10:56 PM
I think a week in their time means 2 months.
Grimmy
10-25-2002, 11:31 PM
:evil: they suck, they are slow. Sal, you have the new netcode done yet?
Mr Clean
10-26-2002, 05:07 PM
Yeah, speaking of slow....(I'm kidding Sal I know you work your ass off for this site...)
Sauron
10-26-2002, 05:07 PM
hmm if anyone of us would modify the netcode he/she would be faster than Croteam even if he/she is a total programming noob :)
Grimmy
10-26-2002, 05:15 PM
Ok, I will rename it, suckcode. There I beat Croteam yeaaaaaa
FUS1ON
10-26-2002, 05:25 PM
Instead of trying to just release one patch with the following fixes:
- some levels from first and second encounter were rearranged
- quality of almost all models was increased
- weapons have been redesigned
- lead character was renamed to Groovy Gregory
- the previous statement was a joke
- Netricsa looks totally different
- enhanced network code
- new hud
- new multiplayer models, modes, levels
- gameplay adapted for console
- new sounds and music
- surround sound
... and many more

They should have released them in smaller more frequent ones, Like other companies do. Instead they choose to make empty promises and tell pretty lies. They have also chosen to think that the S! site is the only Sam site out there and have never given Gamemecca and it's members the respect it and they deserves.

Croteam there is a new "Big Dog" on the block and it's called Gamemecca! :wink:
Mr Clean
10-26-2002, 06:24 PM
Be careful stepping down off that soapbox Sho.... :D
FUS1ON
10-26-2002, 06:32 PM
Anybody got a bandaid? :P
OUTLAWS DirtGod
10-26-2002, 06:32 PM
[quote:43f72b8242="OUTLAWS SHOGUN"]Instead of trying to just release one patch with the following fixes:
- some levels from first and second encounter were rearranged
- quality of almost all models was increased
- weapons have been redesigned
[color=red:43f72b8242][size=18:43f72b8242]- lead character was renamed to Groovy Gregory[/size:43f72b8242][/color:43f72b8242]- the previous statement was a joke
- Netricsa looks totally different
- enhanced network code
- new hud
- new multiplayer models, modes, levels
- gameplay adapted for console
- new sounds and music
- surround sound
... and many more

Croteam there is a new "Big Dog" on the block and it's called Gamemecca! :wink:[/quote:43f72b8242]

You cant joke about a thing like that......LOL
Mr Clean
10-26-2002, 06:37 PM
:lol:
Grimmy
10-26-2002, 09:10 PM
[quote:774beb86fa="OUTLAWS SHOGUN"]Anybody got a bandaid? :P[/quote:774beb86fa]

I have some duct tape! Will that work?
FUS1ON
10-26-2002, 09:16 PM
:rofl:
OUTLAWS CHICO
10-27-2002, 02:40 AM
:rofl: :rainbowafro:
Sean123
10-28-2002, 12:42 AM
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