hahaha

[solid snake295]

some of you have probably heard this one before but its still a good one.




> > > The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday
> > morning
> > > and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part
>of
> > > your body goes first?"
> > >
> > > Chloe raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
> > >
> > > "Why do you think it's your hands, Chloe?"
> > >
> > > Chloe replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
>in
> > > front of you and God just takes your hands first!"
> > >
> > > "What a wonderful answer!", the Nun said.
> > >
> > > Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
>legs."
> > >
> > > The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
> > > "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
> > >
> > > Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
> > other
> > > night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "O
> > God,
> > > I'm coming!"
> > >
> > > If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her."
> > >
> > > The Nun fainted.

:rofl:

[Pure_Evil]

:w00t: :rofl: :w00t:

:thumbs: :thumbs:

Thanks SS!

[Fantum309]

:rofl: That was good, and I had never heard it before. THanks! :thumbs:

[Haze]

:rofl:

Good one :thumbs:

[Sauron]

:rofl: :rofl:

[OUTLAWS Dixie Chick]

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