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Thundarr
09-19-2003, 03:50 PM
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without picturing them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are, in their presence, because
they aren't listening anyway
Sepra
09-19-2003, 04:24 PM
:w00t: Thanx Thundarr!!!! :wootrock: wub
Fred Bear
09-19-2003, 04:28 PM
:unsure: uhhhhh huhhhh! You go girls. I am still glad I was born a Man! :thumbs:
Scorch
09-19-2003, 04:29 PM
:rofl:
UncleSam
09-19-2003, 04:29 PM
:lol:
Yellow[GummiBear]
09-19-2003, 04:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Black Rose
09-19-2003, 04:35 PM
:w00t: :rofl: cheers thundarr http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys10_2.gif
JIMINATOR
09-19-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
some women can....
at least I have seen it on some vi..
er, nevermind.... i wouldn't know about that stuff... :oooo:
OUTLAWS high ping camper
09-19-2003, 04:43 PM
:thumbs: :rofl: Good one Thundar! :thumbs:
Sepra
09-19-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Sure I can. It's just a bit messy :P
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 19 2003, 01:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 19 2003, 01:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Sure I can. It's just a bit messy :P [/b][/quote]
mmmm can i watch? :w00t:
Sepra
09-19-2003, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::+Sep 19 2003, 01:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: @ Sep 19 2003, 01:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 01:12 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Sure I can. It's just a bit messy :P
mmmm can i watch? :w00t: [/b][/quote]
:rolleyes:
Scorch
09-19-2003, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 19 2003, 05:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 19 2003, 05:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by -Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 01:12 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Sure I can. It's just a bit messy :P
mmmm can i watch? :w00t:
:rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
:blink:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 19 2003, 01:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 19 2003, 01:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by -Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 01:12 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Sure I can. It's just a bit messy :P
mmmm can i watch? :w00t:
:rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
IS THAT A YES!!?? :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
Thundarr
09-19-2003, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
This thread is getting kind of kinky. :blink:
I like it! :w00t: :wootrock: :drink:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Thundarr+Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Thundarr @ Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl: [/b][/quote]
True.. you gals just need the protrusions coming out of Sirc's avatar's head. :cool:
Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::+Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: @ Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
True.. you gals just need the protrusions coming out of Sirc's avatar's head. :cool: [/b][/quote]
Two horns, no waiting! :wootrock: :cool: :w00t:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Sirc+Sep 19 2003, 01:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirc @ Sep 19 2003, 01:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
True.. you gals just need the protrusions coming out of Sirc's avatar's head. :cool:
Two horns, no waiting! :wootrock: :cool: :w00t: [/b][/quote]
:lol:
Scorch
09-19-2003, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::+Sep 19 2003, 05:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: @ Sep 19 2003, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Sirc@Sep 19 2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
True.. you gals just need the protrusions coming out of Sirc's avatar's head. :cool:
Two horns, no waiting! :wootrock: :cool: :w00t:
:lol: [/b][/quote]
:rofl: :rofl:
Ra\/en
09-19-2003, 05:59 PM
lol this thread Is getting dirty! :rofl:
Scorch
09-19-2003, 05:59 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by Ra\/en@Sep 19 2003, 01:59 PM
lol this thread Is getting dirty! :rofl:
My type of thread!
Thundarr
09-19-2003, 06:07 PM
OMG, you boys must all be horny or something! (No pun intended, Sirc) This is like the third thread I've read that has gone straight into the gutter... :w00t: :oooo:
Ra\/en
09-19-2003, 06:10 PM
sirc is going through heat.
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 02:07 PM
OMG, you boys must all be horny or something! (No pun intended, Sirc) This is like the third thread I've read that has gone straight into the gutter... :w00t: :oooo:
Yea.. and you LIKE it like that...
JIMINATOR
09-19-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Thundarr+Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Thundarr @ Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl: [/b][/quote]
who needs a man when you have a cucumber!!! :w00t:
Scorch
09-19-2003, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Sep 19 2003, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Sep 19 2003, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
who needs a man when you have a cucumber!!! :w00t: [/b][/quote]
:lol:
Originally posted by Ra\/en@Sep 19 2003, 02:10 PM
sirc is going through heat.
Continuously! :w00t:
Besides, it keeps my horns bright and shiny. :cool:
Sepra
09-19-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::+Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: @ Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
True.. you gals just need the protrusions coming out of Sirc's avatar's head. :cool: [/b][/quote]
Nothing wrong with that :cool:
Sepra
09-19-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::+Sep 19 2003, 02:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: @ Sep 19 2003, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 02:07 PM
OMG, you boys must all be horny or something! (No pun intended, Sirc) This is like the third thread I've read that has gone straight into the gutter... :w00t: :oooo:
Yea.. and you LIKE it like that... [/b][/quote]
:wootrock:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 19 2003, 02:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 19 2003, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
True.. you gals just need the protrusions coming out of Sirc's avatar's head. :cool:
Nothing wrong with that :cool: [/b][/quote]
mmmmmm Sepra in heat. What??? :blink:
Sepra
09-19-2003, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::+Sep 19 2003, 02:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: @ Sep 19 2003, 02:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
True.. you gals just need the protrusions coming out of Sirc's avatar's head. :cool:
Nothing wrong with that :cool:
mmmmmm Sepra in heat. What??? :blink: [/b][/quote]
:shifty: all I'm saying is that protrusions can be ummm.....cool :oooo:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 19 2003, 02:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 19 2003, 02:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by -Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
True.. you gals just need the protrusions coming out of Sirc's avatar's head. :cool:
Nothing wrong with that :cool:
mmmmmm Sepra in heat. What??? :blink:
:shifty: all I'm saying is that protrusions can be ummm.....cool :oooo: [/b][/quote]
I have a protrusi..... i will stop right there. We can take this to PM's. Ooooooh baby! :shifty:
JIMINATOR
09-19-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 19 2003, 02:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 19 2003, 02:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by -Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by -Thundarr@Sep 19 2003, 01:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Yellow[GummiBear]@Sep 19 2003, 12:34 PM
all those things might be fine and dandy but YOU CAN'T PEE STANDING UP!!!!! bwahahahaha
Yeah, what Sepra said! Pssst... Add :P to that list: Women don't need things like whats in Yellow's avatar... :rofl:
True.. you gals just need the protrusions coming out of Sirc's avatar's head. :cool:
Nothing wrong with that :cool:
mmmmmm Sepra in heat. What??? :blink:
:shifty: all I'm saying is that protrusions can be ummm.....cool :oooo: [/b][/quote]
and hey, did you notice how there are two of them?? :w00t:
Sepra
09-19-2003, 06:30 PM
:lol: You wish :angel: :P
Sepra
09-19-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 02:30 PM
:lol: You wish :angel: :P
Oops, meant to quote DL :P
JIMINATOR
09-19-2003, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 02:30 PM
:lol: You wish :angel: :P
darn, how come all my conversations with women end like that.... :bawling:
Sepra
09-19-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR+Sep 19 2003, 02:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JIMINATOR @ Sep 19 2003, 02:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 02:30 PM
:lol: You wish :angel: :P
darn, how come all my conversations with women end like that.... :bawling: [/b][/quote]
Well do you show them your protrusion during these conversations? One look at it and any woman would be compelled to blurt a statement like that. (so I heard) :angel:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 02:30 PM
:lol: You wish :angel: :P
YEP! wub
Sepra
09-19-2003, 06:53 PM
:happy:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 07:41 PM
ahhhh mi amore!
DL loves rejection! :P
He also likes to be trampled with 9" spike heels. :blink:
But I've ruined too many pairs of shoes like that so that part of our relationship is over. :ghey:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Sirc@Sep 19 2003, 03:58 PM
DL loves rejection! :P
Me = always chasing Sepra!
LOOK OUT JAG! ;)
Originally posted by :: DARK LEVIATHAN ::+Sep 19 2003, 08:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (:: DARK LEVIATHAN :: @ Sep 19 2003, 08:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Sirc@Sep 19 2003, 03:58 PM
DL loves rejection! :P
Me = always chasing Sepra!
LOOK OUT JAG! ;) [/b][/quote]
:devil: you'll have to get past me..... :shifty:
::: DARK PSI :::
09-19-2003, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Nick+Sep 19 2003, 04:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nick @ Sep 19 2003, 04:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -:: DARK LEVIATHAN ::@Sep 19 2003, 08:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Sirc@Sep 19 2003, 03:58 PM
DL loves rejection!* :P
Me = always chasing Sepra!
LOOK OUT JAG! ;)
:devil: you'll have to get past me..... :shifty: [/b][/quote]
BRING IT! ;)
Sepra
09-19-2003, 09:54 PM
Boys! Boys! Now play nice! :D :P
JIMINATOR
09-19-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Sepra+Sep 19 2003, 02:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sepra @ Sep 19 2003, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -JIMINATOR@Sep 19 2003, 02:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Sepra@Sep 19 2003, 02:30 PM
:lol:* You wish* :angel:* :P
darn, how come all my conversations with women end like that.... :bawling:
Well do you show them your protrusion during these conversations? One look at it and any woman would be compelled to blurt a statement like that. (so I heard) :angel: [/b][/quote]
I have, but in those situations, women run away and call the police!!! :WTF:
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