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Thundarr
10-20-2003, 02:31 AM
Ugly People in Heaven


A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truckand everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous", and so God snaps His fingers and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too".
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line,
the last guy in line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his butt off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again" :rofl:
Fantum309
10-20-2003, 02:47 AM
:rofl: :wootrock:
OUTLAWS high ping camper
10-20-2003, 03:40 AM
Woot! That was hilarious!!!!! :rofl: :thumbs:
merkwannabe
10-20-2003, 04:31 AM
That was the funniest joke ever!!!! :lol:
Pure_Evil
10-20-2003, 10:32 AM
:devil: Perfect ;)
Death Engineer
10-20-2003, 03:34 PM
Heh. Funny joke. However, I'm not sure heavenly glorified bodies could be ugly.....nor would we care if they were... :hmmm:
Aries
10-20-2003, 04:46 PM
Evil
EXEcution
10-20-2003, 06:38 PM
That guy belongs not in heaven!
:rofl:
MANSON
10-21-2003, 12:53 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
X-Man
10-21-2003, 01:02 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
C2H5OH Guy
10-21-2003, 01:04 PM
:rofl:
Yellow[GummiBear]
10-21-2003, 01:57 PM
:rofl: :rolf1: :ha:
Sepra
10-21-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by DaRkAgent@Oct 20 2003, 02:38 PM
That guy belongs not in heaven!
:rofl:
:lol: :rofl:

Good one Thundarr : :rofl: :doh:
SoulReaver
10-21-2003, 06:25 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Grimmy
10-21-2003, 06:34 PM
:rofl:
Thundarr
10-22-2003, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by Death Engineer@Oct 20 2003, 11:34 AM
Heh.  Funny joke.  However, I'm not sure heavenly glorified bodies could be ugly.....nor would we care if they were...  :hmmm:
You are probably right...













If there IS a Heaven, that is... :hmmm: Sorry, did I say that out loud? ;)
JIMINATOR
10-22-2003, 05:06 AM
well, if we are all created in gods image,
i just hope he has a bigger pen1s... :hmmm:
MR. SLiK
10-22-2003, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Oct 21 2003, 10:06 PM
well, if we are all created in gods image,
i just hope he has a bigger pen1s... :hmmm:
i dont think you could even fathom the size.