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Strifer
10-27-2002, 09:23 PM
I'm just goin' and goin' and goin'... Well anyways, I'll try to post the text o' the day (quotes, mottos, etc.)... I just need that many, many, many posts topic... Here it goes...
Today's text o' the day is...
"Don't argue with stupid, people might not know the difference"
Justncredible
10-27-2002, 11:12 PM
ok,,,,, i guess i would have to come from your location to get that one......LOL.....JK......... :lol:
Norcon
10-27-2002, 11:41 PM
get this one
"The day we die is the day we find the meaning of life"
that comment make so much sence if you think about it
Strifer
10-28-2002, 11:38 AM
Todays text 'o the day is:
"You pay for mistakes.
That's why Bill Gates is rich!"
Morpheus
10-28-2002, 12:31 PM
yes, i agree
:RAINBOWAFRO::RAINBOWAFRO::RAINBOWAFRO::RAINBOWAFR O:
Mr Clean
10-28-2002, 10:06 PM
Here's a quote:
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
Grimmy
10-28-2002, 10:11 PM
lol, good one Clean :D
Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 12:25 AM
Thanks to General Patton for that one....
Grimmy
10-29-2002, 12:36 AM
:D
Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 01:23 AM
Blatant use of SPAM^^^^^^^
Grimmy
10-29-2002, 05:59 AM
Just like your last post :P
Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 04:36 PM
Ditto^^^
Strifer
10-29-2002, 05:29 PM
Spam around, this one is well known...
Today's text o' the day is...
"Carpe Diem"
Latin one, this means:
"Have fun,
'till you can."
Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 06:04 PM
I thought Carpe Diem meant 'sieze the day'.....which I guess is basically the same thing as you wrote...so nevermind. :)
Yellow[GummiBear]
10-29-2002, 07:04 PM
here's one of my favorites... especially when someone tries to convice you that you/they have something to do
"You never HAVE to do anything but die."
Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 07:36 PM
And pay taxes
Grimmy
10-30-2002, 05:36 AM
you never have to do anything, but drink beer and fart either!
quoted from myself!
Strifer
10-30-2002, 11:46 AM
This one is damn true...
Todays... ah forget it, let's get on with it:
"Life is the most demanding teacher. First it makes a quiz, then it gives the lesson."
It's so hard not to agree with it...
OUTLAWS high ping camper
10-30-2002, 01:07 PM
Here's one of my favourites:
Remember, you are a unique individual, just like everybody else.
Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 05:23 PM
I always liked this one:
"Life is what happens while your making other plans."
Grimmy
10-30-2002, 05:43 PM
[quote:71f09b6b82="OUTLAWS high ping camper"]Here's one of my favourites:
Remember, you are a unique individual, just like everybody else.[/quote:71f09b6b82]
:rolf:
Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 06:03 PM
"It's better to have a bottle in front of you than a frontal lobotomy...."
Grimmy
10-30-2002, 06:05 PM
:shock: I take it you are telling us that from experience right?
Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 06:30 PM
No, I believe that was a failed slogan campaign for Coors.....
Grimmy
10-30-2002, 06:36 PM
Could have been, I don't drink that sleazy crap!
Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 06:57 PM
Neither do I, I live in an AB town and I drink AB products....
Grimmy
10-31-2002, 05:31 AM
AB?? To me AB stands for Allen Bradley, which they make programmable logic controllers.
Strifer
10-31-2002, 03:53 PM
Let's have a look in some of the Murphy laws...
Todays (you know the rest)...
"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at."
Isn't it nice?
TheUltimateWarrior
10-31-2002, 03:56 PM
yeah it is
Strifer
10-31-2002, 04:31 PM
Okay, I'm a little bored, so here's another one...
"There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss."
Grimmy
10-31-2002, 05:36 PM
Well I could think of a few more, but it is too early for me.
Yellow[GummiBear]
10-31-2002, 08:00 PM
here's another quoted from a friend of mine
"Three can keep a secret...if two are dead"
666vicious666
10-31-2002, 08:36 PM
Vodka is the Greatest!!!!!!!!!!!
Slice
10-31-2002, 09:01 PM
[quote:1b7d5eaaff="Yellow[GummiBear]"]here's another quoted from a friend of mine
"Three can keep a secret...if two are dead"[/quote:1b7d5eaaff]
Wow! Ben Franklin is your buddy? Tell him I said hello! ;)
[quote:27c8bf5f76="Strifer"]Let's have a look in some of the Murphy laws...
Todays (you know the rest)...
"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at."
Isn't it nice?[/quote:27c8bf5f76]
Sullivan's Law:
"Murphey was an optimist."
TheUltimateWarrior
10-31-2002, 09:47 PM
LOL
Strifer
10-31-2002, 09:53 PM
Well, I think I should post something...
"The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire."
Slice
10-31-2002, 10:10 PM
"May all of your enemy's teeth fall out, except for one, so that he may have a toothache."
Mr Clean
11-01-2002, 01:22 AM
LOL
Mr Clean
11-01-2002, 01:23 AM
[quote:ca80275cc5]AB?? To me AB stands for Allen Bradley, which they make programmable logic controllers.[/quote:ca80275cc5]
And your a big Bud Light drinker.....AB is Anheuser-Busch, you twit!
If we have the LAN in St Louis next year we'll have to get everyone to go to the brewery tour....free samples at the end.... :!:
Mr Clean
11-01-2002, 01:25 AM
Here's a good Mark Twain quote:
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
OUTLAWS DirtGod
11-01-2002, 01:45 AM
Good One
Grimmy
11-01-2002, 06:04 AM
lol, nothing like chasing your balls around on the greens like dogs trying to catch there tail!
Strifer
11-01-2002, 09:13 AM
Todays text 'o the day is...
"The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it."
Sweet...
OUTLAWS high ping camper
11-01-2002, 11:03 AM
Here's one, and it's [b:247918a081]not[/b:247918a081] directed towards anyone:
In a battle of wits, you'd be unarmed!
Made that one up myself :lol: ..............well, I might have heard it while in a drunken stupor. :P
Grimmy
11-01-2002, 06:01 PM
Does that go along with your avatar, your drunken stupor? lol
Strifer
11-02-2002, 08:22 AM
Another one...
"Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development."
Grimmy
11-02-2002, 08:27 AM
That is so untrue! I know, I went to school for that!
Strifer
11-03-2002, 11:04 AM
"If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway."
As usual...
Grimmy
11-03-2002, 06:59 PM
that is for sure!
Mr Clean
11-04-2002, 09:35 PM
Quote for the day:
This one is a favorite amongst us engineers....
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction".
Drunken Warrior
11-04-2002, 10:17 PM
Here's one
Life is like a box of chocolate, you know you're going to get a bad one, you just don't know when you're going to get it :)
Grimmy
11-05-2002, 12:05 AM
what goes up, should stay up, but always comes down.
Slice
11-05-2002, 12:10 AM
[quote:3c78336178="Grimmy"]what goes up, should stay up, but always comes down.[/quote:3c78336178]
That can be disproved with a case of viagra.
Grimmy
11-05-2002, 12:33 AM
I take it that you found that by.........................................?
Mr Clean
11-05-2002, 01:21 AM
No wonder Slice uses that avatar! :shock:
Slice
11-05-2002, 01:54 AM
[quote:a43590fb5d="Grimmy"]I take it that you found that by.........................................?[/quote:a43590fb5d]
Bob Dole told me so. :lol:
OUTLAWS WHOCARES
11-05-2002, 01:55 AM
Ask Dan Quale to spell something.
Grimmy
11-05-2002, 05:40 AM
like what, his name?? I don't think he could even do that right lol
666vicious666
11-05-2002, 05:46 AM
A famous quote
"I am not a criminal!!!"
Richard M. Nixon.
Slice
11-05-2002, 05:47 AM
Don't eat yellow snow. :P
Grimmy
11-05-2002, 06:05 AM
or brown snow!
666vicious666
11-05-2002, 06:06 AM
[quote:03979969ce="Grimmy"]or brown snow![/quote:03979969ce]
Ewwwwwww
Grimmy
11-05-2002, 06:12 AM
LMAO
Strifer
11-06-2002, 11:51 AM
Today's text 'o the day is...
"MIST Law (Man In The Street) : The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action."
Why are you looking at me? :ph34r:
Strifer
11-06-2002, 11:51 AM
Another one...
"The New Math Version of Murphy's Law : If there is a 50/50 chance of something going wrong, nine times out of ten it will."
Strifer
11-07-2002, 06:07 PM
Todays text 'o the day is...
"Boling's Postulate : If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it."
Mr Clean
11-07-2002, 10:08 PM
"Once I shot an elephant in my pajamas.....How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." - Groucho Marx
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 05:41 AM
"When in doubt, take it out!"
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 05:41 AM
"When in doubt, take it out!"
Mr Clean
11-08-2002, 04:23 PM
"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that don’t work."
-Thomas Alva Edison
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:19 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:20 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:20 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:20 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:24 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:25 PM
by Eminem:I *hit on you
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:26 PM
lol that is so true Clean. For some reason I am having trouble posting to this thread. test
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:44 PM
quote from Eminem "I $hit on you!
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:44 PM
quote from Eminem "I $hit on you!
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 07:13 PM
test
SALvation
11-08-2002, 07:16 PM
yawn.
SALvation
11-08-2002, 07:29 PM
yawn.
Mr Clean
11-08-2002, 07:42 PM
"I am not a crook", perhaps?
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 07:47 PM
WHoaaaaaaaaa WTF?? They must have been sitting there waiting Sal, and when you fixed it, they all went through.
SALvation
11-08-2002, 07:48 PM
Are you having seizure?
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 07:50 PM
it says you posted to this thread Sal, but I don't see your posts.
Mr Clean
11-08-2002, 08:04 PM
you are the ultimate spammer
Grimmy
11-08-2002, 09:24 PM
lol you have to reply to the thread in order to read what someone posted LMAO this thread is messed up!
666vicious666
11-09-2002, 05:03 PM
Wasn't that like a 4X poast?
666vicious666
11-09-2002, 05:04 PM
Wasn't that a 4X poast?
Grimmy
11-10-2002, 07:11 AM
yea lol
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