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Strifer
10-27-2002, 09:23 PM
I'm just goin' and goin' and goin'... Well anyways, I'll try to post the text o' the day (quotes, mottos, etc.)... I just need that many, many, many posts topic... Here it goes...

Today's text o' the day is...

"Don't argue with stupid, people might not know the difference"

Justncredible
10-27-2002, 11:12 PM
ok,,,,, i guess i would have to come from your location to get that one......LOL.....JK......... :lol:

Norcon
10-27-2002, 11:41 PM
get this one

"The day we die is the day we find the meaning of life"

that comment make so much sence if you think about it

Strifer
10-28-2002, 11:38 AM
Todays text 'o the day is:

"You pay for mistakes.
That's why Bill Gates is rich!"

Morpheus
10-28-2002, 12:31 PM
yes, i agree

:RAINBOWAFRO::RAINBOWAFRO::RAINBOWAFRO::RAINBOWAFR O:

Mr Clean
10-28-2002, 10:06 PM
Here's a quote:

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

Grimmy
10-28-2002, 10:11 PM
lol, good one Clean :D

Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 12:25 AM
Thanks to General Patton for that one....

Grimmy
10-29-2002, 12:36 AM
:D

Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 01:23 AM
Blatant use of SPAM^^^^^^^

Grimmy
10-29-2002, 05:59 AM
Just like your last post :P

Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 04:36 PM
Ditto^^^

Strifer
10-29-2002, 05:29 PM
Spam around, this one is well known...

Today's text o' the day is...

"Carpe Diem"

Latin one, this means:
"Have fun,
'till you can."

Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 06:04 PM
I thought Carpe Diem meant 'sieze the day'.....which I guess is basically the same thing as you wrote...so nevermind. :)

Yellow[GummiBear]
10-29-2002, 07:04 PM
here's one of my favorites... especially when someone tries to convice you that you/they have something to do

"You never HAVE to do anything but die."

Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 07:36 PM
And pay taxes

Grimmy
10-30-2002, 05:36 AM
you never have to do anything, but drink beer and fart either!

quoted from myself!

Strifer
10-30-2002, 11:46 AM
This one is damn true...

Todays... ah forget it, let's get on with it:

"Life is the most demanding teacher. First it makes a quiz, then it gives the lesson."

It's so hard not to agree with it...

OUTLAWS high ping camper
10-30-2002, 01:07 PM
Here's one of my favourites:
Remember, you are a unique individual, just like everybody else.

Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 05:23 PM
I always liked this one:

"Life is what happens while your making other plans."

Grimmy
10-30-2002, 05:43 PM
[quote:71f09b6b82="OUTLAWS high ping camper"]Here's one of my favourites:
Remember, you are a unique individual, just like everybody else.[/quote:71f09b6b82]
:rolf:

Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 06:03 PM
"It's better to have a bottle in front of you than a frontal lobotomy...."

Grimmy
10-30-2002, 06:05 PM
:shock: I take it you are telling us that from experience right?

Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 06:30 PM
No, I believe that was a failed slogan campaign for Coors.....

Grimmy
10-30-2002, 06:36 PM
Could have been, I don't drink that sleazy crap!

Mr Clean
10-30-2002, 06:57 PM
Neither do I, I live in an AB town and I drink AB products....

Grimmy
10-31-2002, 05:31 AM
AB?? To me AB stands for Allen Bradley, which they make programmable logic controllers.

Strifer
10-31-2002, 03:53 PM
Let's have a look in some of the Murphy laws...

Todays (you know the rest)...

"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at."

Isn't it nice?

TheUltimateWarrior
10-31-2002, 03:56 PM
yeah it is

Strifer
10-31-2002, 04:31 PM
Okay, I'm a little bored, so here's another one...

"There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss."

Grimmy
10-31-2002, 05:36 PM
Well I could think of a few more, but it is too early for me.

Yellow[GummiBear]
10-31-2002, 08:00 PM
here's another quoted from a friend of mine
"Three can keep a secret...if two are dead"

666vicious666
10-31-2002, 08:36 PM
Vodka is the Greatest!!!!!!!!!!!

Slice
10-31-2002, 09:01 PM
[quote:1b7d5eaaff="Yellow[GummiBear]"]here's another quoted from a friend of mine
"Three can keep a secret...if two are dead"[/quote:1b7d5eaaff]

Wow! Ben Franklin is your buddy? Tell him I said hello! ;)

Dan2
10-31-2002, 09:45 PM
[quote:27c8bf5f76="Strifer"]Let's have a look in some of the Murphy laws...

Todays (you know the rest)...

"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at."

Isn't it nice?[/quote:27c8bf5f76]

Sullivan's Law:

"Murphey was an optimist."

TheUltimateWarrior
10-31-2002, 09:47 PM
LOL

Strifer
10-31-2002, 09:53 PM
Well, I think I should post something...

"The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire."

Slice
10-31-2002, 10:10 PM
"May all of your enemy's teeth fall out, except for one, so that he may have a toothache."

Mr Clean
11-01-2002, 01:22 AM
LOL

Mr Clean
11-01-2002, 01:23 AM
[quote:ca80275cc5]AB?? To me AB stands for Allen Bradley, which they make programmable logic controllers.[/quote:ca80275cc5]

And your a big Bud Light drinker.....AB is Anheuser-Busch, you twit!

If we have the LAN in St Louis next year we'll have to get everyone to go to the brewery tour....free samples at the end.... :!:

Mr Clean
11-01-2002, 01:25 AM
Here's a good Mark Twain quote:

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

OUTLAWS DirtGod
11-01-2002, 01:45 AM
Good One

Grimmy
11-01-2002, 06:04 AM
lol, nothing like chasing your balls around on the greens like dogs trying to catch there tail!

Strifer
11-01-2002, 09:13 AM
Todays text 'o the day is...

"The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it."

Sweet...

OUTLAWS high ping camper
11-01-2002, 11:03 AM
Here's one, and it's [b:247918a081]not[/b:247918a081] directed towards anyone:

In a battle of wits, you'd be unarmed!

Made that one up myself :lol: ..............well, I might have heard it while in a drunken stupor. :P

Grimmy
11-01-2002, 06:01 PM
Does that go along with your avatar, your drunken stupor? lol

Strifer
11-02-2002, 08:22 AM
Another one...

"Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development."

Grimmy
11-02-2002, 08:27 AM
That is so untrue! I know, I went to school for that!

Strifer
11-03-2002, 11:04 AM
"If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway."

As usual...

Grimmy
11-03-2002, 06:59 PM
that is for sure!

Mr Clean
11-04-2002, 09:35 PM
Quote for the day:

This one is a favorite amongst us engineers....

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction".

Drunken Warrior
11-04-2002, 10:17 PM
Here's one

Life is like a box of chocolate, you know you're going to get a bad one, you just don't know when you're going to get it :)

Grimmy
11-05-2002, 12:05 AM
what goes up, should stay up, but always comes down.

Slice
11-05-2002, 12:10 AM
[quote:3c78336178="Grimmy"]what goes up, should stay up, but always comes down.[/quote:3c78336178]

That can be disproved with a case of viagra.

Grimmy
11-05-2002, 12:33 AM
I take it that you found that by.........................................?

Mr Clean
11-05-2002, 01:21 AM
No wonder Slice uses that avatar! :shock:

Slice
11-05-2002, 01:54 AM
[quote:a43590fb5d="Grimmy"]I take it that you found that by.........................................?[/quote:a43590fb5d]

Bob Dole told me so. :lol:

OUTLAWS WHOCARES
11-05-2002, 01:55 AM
Ask Dan Quale to spell something.

Grimmy
11-05-2002, 05:40 AM
like what, his name?? I don't think he could even do that right lol

666vicious666
11-05-2002, 05:46 AM
A famous quote
"I am not a criminal!!!"
Richard M. Nixon.

Slice
11-05-2002, 05:47 AM
Don't eat yellow snow. :P

Grimmy
11-05-2002, 06:05 AM
or brown snow!

666vicious666
11-05-2002, 06:06 AM
[quote:03979969ce="Grimmy"]or brown snow![/quote:03979969ce]
Ewwwwwww

Grimmy
11-05-2002, 06:12 AM
LMAO

Strifer
11-06-2002, 11:51 AM
Today's text 'o the day is...

"MIST Law (Man In The Street) : The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action."

Why are you looking at me? :ph34r:

Strifer
11-06-2002, 11:51 AM
Another one...

"The New Math Version of Murphy's Law : If there is a 50/50 chance of something going wrong, nine times out of ten it will."

Strifer
11-07-2002, 06:07 PM
Todays text 'o the day is...

"Boling's Postulate : If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it."

Mr Clean
11-07-2002, 10:08 PM
"Once I shot an elephant in my pajamas.....How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." - Groucho Marx

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 05:41 AM
"When in doubt, take it out!"

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 05:41 AM
"When in doubt, take it out!"

Mr Clean
11-08-2002, 04:23 PM
"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that don’t work."
-Thomas Alva Edison

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:19 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:20 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:20 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:20 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:24 PM
"I **** on you" Eminem

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:25 PM
by Eminem:I *hit on you

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:26 PM
lol that is so true Clean. For some reason I am having trouble posting to this thread. test

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:44 PM
quote from Eminem "I $hit on you!

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 06:44 PM
quote from Eminem "I $hit on you!

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 07:13 PM
test

SALvation
11-08-2002, 07:16 PM
yawn.

SALvation
11-08-2002, 07:29 PM
yawn.

Mr Clean
11-08-2002, 07:42 PM
"I am not a crook", perhaps?

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 07:47 PM
WHoaaaaaaaaa WTF?? They must have been sitting there waiting Sal, and when you fixed it, they all went through.

SALvation
11-08-2002, 07:48 PM
Are you having seizure?

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 07:50 PM
it says you posted to this thread Sal, but I don't see your posts.

Mr Clean
11-08-2002, 08:04 PM
you are the ultimate spammer

Grimmy
11-08-2002, 09:24 PM
lol you have to reply to the thread in order to read what someone posted LMAO this thread is messed up!

666vicious666
11-09-2002, 05:03 PM
Wasn't that like a 4X poast?

666vicious666
11-09-2002, 05:04 PM
Wasn't that a 4X poast?

Grimmy
11-10-2002, 07:11 AM
yea lol