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Pure_Evil
10-28-2003, 11:19 AM
A little tale about a guy named Mike.

Mike get's up yesterday and hops in his Jeep Grand Cherokee that he just bought and drives to the Bar/Resturant where he works. When he pulls into the parking lot he sees the building being emptied.http://bainsidhe-sauron.bei.t-online.de/SomeSmilies/headscratch.gif Mike asks his boss what's going on and finds out that the Resturant closed and is told to help break it down. Mike's depressed, wondering how he'll pay his bills, especially his new SUV. At the end of the night,Mike grabs a souvenir from the bar and heads to a buddies house with some other fellows to drown their sorrows :drink:

Cut to P.E.'s home

It's 3:00am and Pure's --->http://bainsidhe-sauron.bei.t-online.de/SomeSmilies/bett.gif Pure's pager goes off for a signal 24, wires down in front of Franks Nursery :unsure:

After a short ride in the fire truck, guess who I meet? Yup, Mike.http://bainsidhe-sauron.bei.t-online.de/SomeSmilies/shakehead.gif
Apparently, Mike hopped in his nice SUV and was running a little late and had maybe a few too many :drink: 's so Mike was in a hurry. Mike hit and broke a tellephone pole, the tore the sign post for another bar out of the ground, and rolled his SUV 360 degrees.

Mike was saved by his seat belt and air bags. He was just scraped up and taken to hospital for precausion.http://bainsidhe-sauron.bei.t-online.de/SomeSmilies/Bow.gif

Now Mike's day started with him losing his job, then he added :drink: and drove. Now he lost his SUV that he had less than 30 days, his insurance will go through the roof after paying to replace the SUV, telephone pole, dammage to bar, ambulance ride, and hospital bill. Mike will more than likely loose his drivers liscence too.


Don't be like Mike, don't drink and drive! http://home.t-online.de/home/BainSidhe-Sauron/SomeSmilies/neee.gif

Fred Bear
10-28-2003, 12:36 PM
drinking and driving is for :loser:

death maker
10-28-2003, 01:23 PM
:unsure:

JIMINATOR
10-28-2003, 01:41 PM
the story is way too common, pure probably has a bunch that he could tell. please be safe guys.

death maker
10-28-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by JIMINATOR@Oct 28 2003, 01:41 PM
the story is way too common, pure probably has a bunch that he could tell. please be safe guys.
will do

Grimmy
10-28-2003, 06:21 PM
:blink: That's why I don't go out...unless someone else is driving. :drink: