Pure_Evil
10-28-2003, 01:58 PM
Just an investment tip....
If you had bought $1000 of Nortel Stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original
$1,000. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left.
If you had bought $1,000 worth of budweiser (the beer, not the
stock), one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $107.
Based on the above, my current advice is to drink heavily and
recycle. This is a new retirement program. I call it 401Keg
:drink:
:hmmm: posting two opposite messages today :blink:
Don't drink and drive ;)
If you had bought $1000 of Nortel Stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original
$1,000. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5 left.
If you had bought $1,000 worth of budweiser (the beer, not the
stock), one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $107.
Based on the above, my current advice is to drink heavily and
recycle. This is a new retirement program. I call it 401Keg
:drink:
:hmmm: posting two opposite messages today :blink:
Don't drink and drive ;)