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SALvation
10-28-2002, 08:12 PM
That's right bizitches. It's your favorite thread resurrected from the fanboy forums. Here is you chance to rag, trash, and try to further blacken the soul of our favorite ***x0r, HAMMER.

Here is a special post to Hammer I made back in the day and thought some of the forum noobs should see...

[i:d086b868d1]Hammer, you run the Arena boxes? I had absolutely no idea. On behalf of the entire MERC clan..nay..the Serious Sam community...nay...the human species, I would like to thank you for your efforts of making the spinning mass of water and land a better place. In honor of your server running, I wrote a short poem once deciated to my dying brother, but I think you are more deserving.

[b:d086b868d1]Hammer servers the prey
With fields of tasty blood and gibs
Too bad he sucks balls[/b:d086b868d1]

You see, it's a hiaku. So you know its a really deep and meaningful poem. In all honesty though, I really want to thank you for giving me material for an endless river of jokes about you. It's not everyday that someone comes along and gives you THAT much material. I mean, I knew you always sucked, but I had no idea at how many jokes I could come up with about you. Thanks for making my life a little bit happier. I will make sure to mention you in my upcoming book, "Bast4rds that suck".[/i:d086b868d1]


Ready? Aim. FIRE!!!
Slice
10-28-2002, 08:15 PM
LOL, I remember that thread! :rolf:
Strifer
10-28-2002, 08:21 PM
Yeah, those are his gibs that are flying over there... and there, and there... Mainly Hammer, let me be straight...

[img:a937f133c3]http://www.boomspeed.com/strifer/suck1g.gif[/img:a937f133c3]

(joke)
OUTLAWS The Machine
10-28-2002, 08:33 PM
My hiaku:

I know he is gay.
Gamemecca wants his return.
Come back you sweet thing.
Strifer
10-28-2002, 08:41 PM
It doesn't matter that he's gay...
At least he [u:eea95cf927]LOVES[/u:eea95cf927] you men...
OUTLAWS WHOCARES
10-28-2002, 08:42 PM
Oh the dreams Please come back you sweet thing.
::: DARK PSI :::
10-28-2002, 08:56 PM
Everyone misses hammer's sweet ass. Well everyone except Salvation.. his aim is pretty good and he ALWAYS hits his mark!
OUTLAWS DirtGod
10-28-2002, 08:59 PM
LOL
OUTLAWS DirtGod
10-28-2002, 09:05 PM
The gayness continues at work he is playing with our CAD managers hands...sorry sal looks like hes found another.....:)
WillyTrombone
10-28-2002, 09:16 PM
nm.

I just saw that he's gone. It was an inside joke that I'm sure he would have gotten a kick out of but to anyone else, it would have just seemed spiteful.

:(
Juan A.T.
10-28-2002, 09:54 PM
Me and Mr Clean had lunch with Hammer and Mrs. Hammer...
Mrs. Hammer is still unhappy with Hammer. He's kind've in Time Out. :cry:
Grimmy
10-28-2002, 10:02 PM
I think he will be back, he just needs some time off. He is in time out lol
Morpheus
10-29-2002, 12:12 AM
[quote:bc1b2993f8="OUTLAWS The Machine"]My hiaku:

I know he is gay.
Gamemecca wants his return.
Come back you sweet thing.[/quote:bc1b2993f8]





uhh... haiku's have 4 words in the first line then seven, then four. :roll:


SPAM!!!!!!!!! :evil:
10-29-2002, 12:13 AM
nope.. syllables.
Mr Clean
10-29-2002, 01:11 AM
[quote:282f5a24a9]nope.. syllables.[/quote:282f5a24a9]

I don't know....that looked like spam to me.....
10-29-2002, 01:12 AM
5 syllables, then 7 syllables then 5 syllables.
Troop
10-29-2002, 01:19 AM
There once was a guy named Hammer
Who was slipping his hands in his pyjammer
He was caught by his wife
The love of his life
And now he's forbidden to slam her.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
OUTLAWS WHOCARES
10-29-2002, 01:20 AM
[quote:0c8ba179fe="Troop"]There once was a guy named Hammer
Who was slipping his hands in his pyjammer
He was caught by his wife
The love of his life
And now he's forbidden to slam her.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P[/quote:0c8ba179fe]




LMFAO

Good one!!
Troop
10-29-2002, 01:26 AM
Not a haiku, just an old fashioned limerick.
Sauron
10-29-2002, 01:28 AM
good one :)
OUTLAWS The Machine
10-29-2002, 01:59 AM
:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:
Goober
10-29-2002, 02:36 AM
Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.....ashamed I say.....Why I would never talk about Mr. Hammer in such a fashion......and speaking of fashion....have you seen him in a short dress and high heels.......oooooeeeeee.....he's to die for...
Now don't y'all feel bad now.
OUTLAWS DirtGod
10-29-2002, 02:44 AM
Good one troop...:)
LaSH
10-29-2002, 04:35 AM
[quote:f558cbcc89="Troop"]There once was a guy named Hammer
Who was slipping his hands in his pyjammer
He was caught by his wife
The love of his life
And now he's forbidden to slam her.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P[/quote:f558cbcc89]


Damn dude i dont know. I will have to say you will pay for that one. It dose though seem less gay around here since he left. Damn just imagen if she finds his naked guy pics.
Grimmy
10-29-2002, 06:04 AM
pick pick pick

Just doing my picking on Hammer :P
::: DARK PSI :::
10-29-2002, 02:07 PM
must keep this thread on top.....

like hammer on top of ... oh wait.. he ain't gettin anything anymore!

:twisted: