ME BIGGD01
11-03-2003, 08:06 PM
> > An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled
>down in
> > their old neighborhood and are celebrating their sixtieth Wedding
>Anniversary...
> >
> > They walk down the street to their old school - There, they hold hands as
>they
> > find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved "I love you,
>Sally"...
> >
> > On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an Armored Car
>practically
> > at their feet... She quickly picks it up, but they don't know what to do
>with it
> > so they take it home... There, she counts the money, and it's
>fifty-thousand
> > dollars...
> >
> > The husband says, "We've got to give it back"... She says, "Finders
>keepers"...
> > And she puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic...
> >
> > The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood
>looking for
> > the money and show up at their home... They say, "Pardon me, but did
>either of
> > you find any money that fell out of an Armored Car yesterday.?"
> >
> > She says, "No"... The husband says, "She's lying... She hid it up in the
> > attic"... She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile"...
> >
> > But the Agents sat the man down and begin to question him... One says,
>"Tell us
> > the story from the beginning"...
> >
> > The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school
> > yesterday . . ."
> >
> > The FBI Agent looks at his partner and says, "We're outta here
>down in
> > their old neighborhood and are celebrating their sixtieth Wedding
>Anniversary...
> >
> > They walk down the street to their old school - There, they hold hands as
>they
> > find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved "I love you,
>Sally"...
> >
> > On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an Armored Car
>practically
> > at their feet... She quickly picks it up, but they don't know what to do
>with it
> > so they take it home... There, she counts the money, and it's
>fifty-thousand
> > dollars...
> >
> > The husband says, "We've got to give it back"... She says, "Finders
>keepers"...
> > And she puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic...
> >
> > The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood
>looking for
> > the money and show up at their home... They say, "Pardon me, but did
>either of
> > you find any money that fell out of an Armored Car yesterday.?"
> >
> > She says, "No"... The husband says, "She's lying... She hid it up in the
> > attic"... She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile"...
> >
> > But the Agents sat the man down and begin to question him... One says,
>"Tell us
> > the story from the beginning"...
> >
> > The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school
> > yesterday . . ."
> >
> > The FBI Agent looks at his partner and says, "We're outta here