ME BIGGD01
11-08-2003, 10:20 PM
:P
> > > > A man and a woman are on a plane next to each other in first class.
> The
> > > man
> > > > sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't
> > > believe
> > > > what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.A few minutes
pass.
> > The
> > > > man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off.
> > > >
> > > > The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude
> person
> > > > exists.
> > > >
> > > > A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his
penis
> > out
> > > > and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough.
> > > >
> > > > She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and
three
> > > times
> > > > you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the
> hell
> > > kind
> > > > of degenerate are you?"
> > > >
> > > > The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a
> very
> > > > rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
> > > >
> > > > The woman, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you
taking
> > for
> > > > it?"
> > > >
> > > > The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
> > > > A man and a woman are on a plane next to each other in first class.
> The
> > > man
> > > > sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman can't
> > > believe
> > > > what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.A few minutes
pass.
> > The
> > > > man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off.
> > > >
> > > > The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude
> person
> > > > exists.
> > > >
> > > > A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his
penis
> > out
> > > > and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough.
> > > >
> > > > She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and
three
> > > times
> > > > you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the
> hell
> > > kind
> > > > of degenerate are you?"
> > > >
> > > > The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a
> very
> > > > rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
> > > >
> > > > The woman, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you
taking
> > for
> > > > it?"
> > > >
> > > > The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."